*smack*
I reflexively smack the hell out of Luc.
It's only goddamn morning and you're already making a racket?!
"Buffooo--" Luc flew like a kite with it's string cut, but he stopped himself and flew towards me again.
"YOU CAN'T MISS THIS!! YOU HAVE THE BODILY CONSTITUTION THAT OTHER'S WOULD CHANGE THEIR SOULS FOR--" Luc angrily shouted at me--
"And so? Am I now supposed to embark the path of assassin because you said so?" I raised my little brows at him-- indeed the Qi are more concentrated at this kind of time. But, as someone who has a Phantom Constitution it doesn't have any effect.... As no matter how many Qi I absorb-- my cultivation won't go up, unless I stain my hands with blood, that is a great requirements on this bodily constitution...
Now I think I kinda know what it means to have a breakthrough while fighting.
And..I'm seriously doubting if this guy is legitly one of the Elder Faeri, entitled as a wisest at that.
'hmm?!' I felt a rapid presence quickly approaching our room, my brows twitched as I tried to remain my calm face.
'This presence--- DAMN!! Another pain in ass! That oldman!'
"What?! You, blessed with the Phantom constitution that every assassin drool over, doesn't want to cultivate it??!!" He unblinkingly stared at me.... As if he couldn't believe what I said.
I almost had the urge to slap him to death... Luc is already too much for me-- And someone with a higher level will come here to (most likely) make trouble....
'Wait-- was today the he starts teaching us?! Too early!'
"Oi, oi-- don't tell me, you who repeatedly boast of his knowledge doesn't know how the Phantom Constitution works?" I contemptly looked at him.
"Wh--what!! Too audacious!" His small face reddened with anger as he angrily pointed his little fingers at me.
"??!"
*grab*
"Listen here, you little thing-- this little child here. HAVE.A.VERY.SHORT.TEMPER. so listen very carefully, you have no rights to point your fingers at me, I hate that the most, and surely you don't know how Phantom Constitutions works so don't you dare to order me." My face became scarily dark, and I bet my blood red eyes help me intimidate Luc.
"... O-oh--" Luc became immediately stupefied, as his whole little body àà on my grip.
"Let me slowly tell you how Phantom Constitution works... It isn't some rare bodily constitution as everyone stated, it's just once at the age of 7, if the person with the Phantom Constitution doesn't kill, or have any murderous thought, it'll disappear without a trace... After that their normal lives will continue-- And they don't cultivate by absorbing the Qi, they kill and they improve That's why those with Phantom Constitution must kill without mercy--" I patiently tell Luc...
Palleo looked at us with a pouty face, I'm sure he does not understand a thing.
'Dear flesh brother-- I am just waiting for the oldman to appear--- with his speed, a few more seconds should be fine...'
"H-how? The Phantom Constitution has only appeared 4 times-- there had not been any records at how it works and those 4 who successfully cultivated it never passed down their lineage! They instead let the next generation research on their own-- but you, don't tell me.. You---"
*BAM*
'Just in time, huh.'
Before Luc could finish his sentence the door was blasted open by the oldman, cutting Luc's words.
The oldman stood on there, looking at me, then to the corner where Pal was sulking, Luc became silent and curiously looked at person who arrived. Seeing the oldman, Luc forgot all about our argument, he flew out of my hand and furiously delivered a fascinating kick on the Oldman's face.
"Fugu--?!" The Oldman was completely flabberstagged as he opened his eyes, his eyes were normal today. Containing a dark, abyss like eyes, his eyes looked everywhere, trying to figure out whereas the kick came from.
Luc's kick made him step back a pace, the oldman's face contorted.
His body burst out a strong bloodlust.
I, once again sensed the all too familiar bloodlust, which I've encountered countless time in my previous life; This bloodlust should suffocate me... Or supposedly--
I look at Pal, who is on his knees, looking at me with a worried expression.
'Ha....'
My mouth curved up into a sincere smile, this kinda things are not so bad.
"YOU FOOL!!" Luc shouted at the oldman, then realizing that the oldman can't see him, he clapped his hands magic circle run through Luc's body, as if scanning him.
After the magic circle ran through Luc's body, the Oldman's bloodlust disappeared into thin air, rather he stood there looking at Luc as if he is seeing a ghost.
He quickly snapped out and knelt down in a ceremonial bow.
One must know that this guy didn't even kneel in front of the emperor, but he immediately became respectful once he saw Luc...
'Hmm.... Oho~ '
"This Junior pays his respect to the revered Ancient Guardian of Fidea Empire. This one's blood connection with the De Friona is nearly non existent, offending our Ancient Guardian. This one asks the Ancient Guardian's forgiveness." The Old man said in a single breath, his arrogant demeanor completely gone, he looks like a respectful oldman paying his respects to his GOD.
'Woah--' I just stood on my spot watching the two exchange words as if they were Master and servant. I peeked at Palleo, who is now sitting oj the floor witha big frown on his small flubby face.
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"Hmp!! What is your business here?!" Luc ignored all the Oldmans babbling instead he asked a question.
"This one has been assigned to guide the twins in terms of cultivation methods, literary, and history... As of now, I am the only assigned tutor to the twins" the oldman respectfully said, his every word was humble. The oldman who overbearingly bullied the 3 years old me and Pal, cannot be seen.
I even rubbed my eyes a few times, to make I'm really seeing that oldman...
Woah... I can like see myself cursing everything and everyone then Mom comes in so I suddenly become a saint...
'Don't tell me you two are actually father and son, lol'
"Royal tutor?! You?!? Are you not entitled as one of the Lower Guardian?!"
"Yes, this one has been assigned to do so." The Oldman respectfully replied, Luc turned his back and flew towards me.
"Then you're not needed, as I Luccarniodia Federnia, the 3rd wisest of the Ancient Guardians shall guide them." Luc confidently said as he patted my hair.
I raised my brows as his actions, seeing me raise my brows, he flinched and distanced himself from me.
I looked at Palleo, who is intently looking at the little figure of Luc then the oldman, he watched them with a huge frown on his face.
"This.... Revered Ancient Guar--" The oldmans voice were cut off, as Palleo trotted over me and grab Luc.
Palleo intensely looked at Luc's little figure, then he showed it at the oldman as if it was some kind of evil repelling object.
"Wh--wha--- what are you doing?!?" The oldman dazedly looked at Palleo who is holding Luc whose arrogant demeanor disappeared without a trace, Luc slowly shifted his gaze to me, his eyes pleading.
"Quickly release the revered ancient guardian!! Even if you are one of the chosen ones show some respect! Can you even carry the burden of offending the Ancient Guardians?!"
'Hell, use your brain... You're talking to a 3 year old child here, yo'."
Despite shouting, the oldman didn't dare to stand up, he stayed on the floor kneeling. His face was mixed with anxiousness, anger, and helplessness.
His gaze then landed on me, his face lightened up as if he just saw his savior.
"Princess Phicia, I beg you to persuade the Prince to release the revered Ancient Guardian. Princess Phicia, I believe that with your unusual intellect, you can understand how important the Ancient Guardians are!! The Fidea Empire simply cannot bear the burden of offending our own Ancient Guardians!." He said as he bowed his head.
"Eh? What are you saying? What Ancient Guardians? Hmm? Pal, what are you doing?" I widen my eyes as if bewildered, and acted in a cutesy way.
The oldman almost puked a mouthful of blood at what I said and Luc almost cried.
"A--re? Don't tell me, that doing this kind of things are a taboo?" My voice became colder and colder as I put my face closer to Luc, giving him my most sweetest smile. Which gave him shivers,.
"C-chosen o--one???" Luc fearfully looked at me.
"Ah, Great Guardian Crustel White you are dismissed~" I shifted my gaze to the kneeling oldman, then shook Luc's little figure.. Palleo is intently looking at me, carving my actions on his mind.
'yeah, learn from this great elder sister of yours!'
"eh?" the oldman incredulity stared at me-- not believing what I said.. So I made a fist and widen my smile towards Luc.
"You heard the chosen one's words! Now leave!" Luc furiously shouted, while being displayed by Palleo, like he is some kind of medalion.
The oldman left the room with a worried expression, but he did not show any malevolent thoughts towards me.
Eh? Just like that?....
I dubiously looked at the closed door, then looked at the small figure on Palleo's hand. All this time Palleo didn't even complain nor became a nuisance.
"Sis-- da agwy woldman left-- (the ugly odman left)" Palleo said as he released Luc's pitiful figure.
Luc dusted off the non existent dust on his robes.... He sulkingly stared at me, then his eyes widen as if remembering something.
'Uwah-- If he asks again... I'll just use force, huh?
"THAT'S RIGHT!! YOUR STATUS!!" Luc shouted as he flew on my face.
'Status?....oh... That's right, The freezing cold ceremony!'
'How could I forget that I almost became an Ice Sculpture because of the so called Ceremony?!'
Now let's see this silver tatoo that I suffered greatly for.
I took off my clothes, revealing my milky white skin paired with my flubby body, on my right chest, instead of a silver tatoo (which takes shape based on one's strength), a barely visible snowflakes tattoo is there.
"Just think of the system!!"Luc said as he flew around me like an annoying fly.
'I just looked at my tattoo of suffering okay?! No need to rush.'
I snorted as I put my clothes back. Instead of thinking about the system, I thought of the 'Status', in games that I played in my previous life.
'Menu.'
As I thought of that, a blue box appeared in front of me--
Name: Phicia Alhine Re Moztier Age: 3 y/o Race: High Human Title: Lazy bum, Do you even try? , Pervert (former)Assassin, Phantom Killer, Idiot; dying at her own poison; Reincarnator, Outsider, Genius Child, 4th Princess, Chosen One, Ancient Guardians Capturer, Federnia's 2nd Master, Profession (former) Assassin, Magician(LVL:6), Warrior (LVL:5), MP: 500(500) Magic Skills: --Unlisted-- Strength: 50(600) Agility: 300(400) Vitality: 300(100) Intelligence: 500(200) Wisdom: 107(99) Luck: 990(1000) Charm: 324 Skills: Poison Expert, Walk(LVL:MAX), Running, Qi Manipulator(LVL:3), Perfect Slash, Double Handed Sword, Dancing Sakura, Thousands Criss-Cross, Thornado Cut, Shzi (Parkour in a whole new level), Accurate Stab, Mute Movement, Melee Weapons Mastery, Hand to hand Combat, Passive Skills: Phantom Constitution(for assassins only), Blood Connection(access to the Ancient Guardians of the Fidea Empire), 6th sense, Enhanced senses, Flexibility(LVL:MAX), Sneak Attack, Ultimate Accuracy, Asgeria(blending within the shadows), Illusion, Shapeshifting, Shadow Step, Special Skills: Memories of Past Life, Dismembering(LVL:MAX) , Tsukkomi-ing,
"Oh--- What the fuck?"
What the hell is wrong with my Titles?! When have I ever been Lazy?! What's with the title of 'Do you even try?' ?!?! What do you mean by Pervert?!?!
My face became increasingly dark---
In web novels there were cases that Gods, Administrator and such, trolls the character by putting such title on them--
Kukuku-- Is Immotality and ascension not available here? Hoho, there's nothing impossible for me, If I ever put my heart in it.
"How does one get titles?" I looked at Luc and ask with a furrowed face, Luc who is constantly flying around me stopped in my face, his eyes sparkling.
"How was your stats first?!" He excitedly asked.
"I asked first did I not?" My face became increasingly dark, Luc retreated quite a distance as he slowly answered my question.
"The System is the one who bestows us titles, one's title reflects on things that you do and what people thinks of you... Show me your status! Just think of showing it to me! I shall analyze it!" Luc once again excitedly flew around me.
"why? And hell-- I also have the title of 'Federnia's 2nd Master'? " When I said that, Luc froze in mid-air, his already smooth white face, turned deathly pale...
"2-2---- 2nd Master?!" Luc asked in an almost crying voice.