Hovering translucent shapes appeared in front of everyone in the world. To some people, they appeared as rectangles, while to others they appeared as circles or triangles, but everyone saw them. On each screen, no matter the shape of the screen, or the age of the person it was hovering in front of, or any other distinguishing factor, a figure soon appeared, and while no two people saw the same person on the screen, some saw themselves, others their mother, some their fourth-grade math teacher,  the figure on each and every screen spoke the same words, and somehow everyone understood them.

"So look um... sorry about this but your world is getting upgraded? Yeah let's go with that word choice, it went over positively on five out of seventy worlds were I tested it out before, and believe it or not that's a better record than some of the other words I have been playing around with. I still like the choice 'pranked' best but well, over a hundred worlds have spoken... strongly against me. On that note, about ten years from now you will all be getting a survey about how comforting this speech thing was, so please give me a good review. Where was I? Oh yes, so about this upgrade. There will be some changes, some of them have already started happening, others will be rolled out over the next few days, years, decades... get used to changes. Nothing too big, but they are pretty big, so yeah, you know, the normal world-changing stuff, monsters, really cool all-knowing system and stuff, more monsters, even more monsters, opportunity to be visited by and usually exploited by people from other worlds, so yeah that's probably all the important bits. Some of you will probably figure it out. And with that, I bid you all good... Wait! What! No! Stop! Don't do that! Stop popping those! Those bubbles are literally worlds! You just destroyed seven worlds! See [sound unprocessable], this is why regulation 7865544329 says that we aren't allowed to do announcements from the newly systemized worlds themselves. ...I'm so getting fired."    

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System message: Hey there. Welcome to the system. 

System message: Fun tip, if you say status, your status screen will appear. Awesome right?

System message: For destroying seven worlds during the first announcement, you have earned the title Destroyer of Worlds. 

System message: For destroying seven worlds during the first announcement, you have earned the title Reason For Regulation 7865544329. 

System message: For destroying seven worlds during the first announcement, you have earned the title Accidental Calamity.

System message: For being the first person in your world to earn a title, you have earned the title First Titled.  

System message: For being the first person in your world to earn four titles, you have earned the title System's Pet.  

System message: For being awarded the title System's Pet before anyone else in your world has earned a title, you have been awarded the title Tittle Hog.

System message: For being the first person in your world to earn six titles, you have earned the title Entitled.  

Um... Brian Bird thought to himself. I know I am rather impulsive, and I have no idea what is going on, but I really probably shouldn't have touched those bubbles.