Skeleton
I just got a extremely good bonus. I had switched on my alert status box and had finished showing Rue why chasing me into a toilet was not a good idea when a status update appeared.
Luck + 5
For spanking a attractive female angel
Well that was a decent increase I would have to come back and spank her when she had finished summoning up my new minions. I needed four mini bosses and she was going to be one of those. One way or the other. She could actually give me trouble in a fight so i would keep her in a tunnel with Joe guarding the exit when i got a chance to move her. Well i had a dungeon to build first.
I was going to keep her chained to the wall but if i kept her chained to a barrel i could spank her daily. So i would keep her chained to the barrel until it was time to move her. I had three very good quality corpses and it was time to use them. Rue was glaring at me i would have grinned if I could grin. I had Terrifying presence and aura of terror abilities which i had not used yet. I also had a trainer ability I would know when Rue could be trusted. My trainer sense would allow me to gauge her generally state. Using that i would know if she was planing to flee or not.
I thought about Rue for a second
“Wait what AAAGH, I am going to get you for this. AAAAGGH”
Luck + 1
For spanking a attractive female angel
I guess I must be a bit of a bully. Oh well i would ask Ronan about it he would provide guidance. The luck bonus was nice. I headed to the main prison and starred at Joe my ice titan.
Joe ice titan hp 22610 mana 1000/2250 Stamina infinite
I had him practicing his magic now he had magic. But seriously what was with his hp increase. I got the impression he was still evolving and very very fast. I had allowed him to finish off that angel. I might have got a level increase or five but Joe had increased his hp by 3050 with each angel death.
I had him firing ice bolts and summoning undead rats. The rats were being released in waves threw a hole we had made in the wall. Hopefully they would keep the humans busy for a while. I watched as Joes status changed again.
Joe ice titan hp 22610 mana 1000/2475 Stamina infinite
What was that his Mana level had just increased to 2475. He had not regained all his mana so he had not evolved. Most likely he had been given a increase in base mana level. Well time to get that increase to mana up another level or two. I summoned a couple of ice mages and pointed to them.
I reached out and paid the dark fee for a private communication with Ronan
Me>Ronan something weird just happened with my ice titan his hp points are insane.
Ronan>Well monsters develop fast during there first couple of days. You have a good trainer ability how insane are his hp points
Me> 22610 hit points 2475 mana
Ronan>Holy shit he is about to become a demigod. Listen have him practice earth magic nothing else. When it comes time for him to evolve have him choose demi Titan earth type. They are classed as a demi god type. This is huge a demi titan is a walking disaster. I will get back to you in a while just do not let that beautiful Titan get hurt.
Me>I saw him kill three angels with single strikes. One of those humans hit him in the head with a mace it dropped his hp by one point given he was on fire at the time i do not know what it would take to lower his health to zero.
Ronan>We have a real chance here trust me i can get you all kinds of abilities and skills even a change to litch in class
Me>Fine I will have him practice earth magic. One second
Order sent
Me>So how much luck can I gain my spanking the angel.
Ronan>Wait you gained luck from spanking an angel?
Me>Yes 6 points for spanking a attractive female angel
Ronan>you have not gained a sadist ability have you?
Me>No not yet
Ronan>You really are lucky so stop spanking her it will lead to all sorts of complications. If you get labeled a pervert trust me.
Me>So have a subordinate punish her?
Ronan>Yup If you have a Dark angel working for you wait until Joe begins His transformation and have her swear loyalty to him. That way she will be magically bound to him. If you do not like her there are all sorts of conditions you can put on the oath.
Status update evil level about to be set to maximum
Warning this will cause you to be cursed
me>Hello Ronan I have got the evil level set to maximum warning anything to worry about?
Ronan>No I got it at the start of the campaign. I have to keep having someone heal me but your a skeleton check the effect part of your warning.
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Evil level set to maximum
Effects Boils break out on skin. Eyes glow with strange and evil light. People tend to avoid the evil maniac. All good clerics hate you on sight. Unholy aura gained. Weakness to light and holy magic increased. In male beings it will tend to attract females of a unsavory nature.
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Warning As you are rich attraction of similar type females set to maximum
Warning as you are undead you will also attract sexual deviants
ME>WHAT IS A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND WHY AM I BEING WARNED ABOUT THEM?
Ronan>Damb i would love to trade with you i only got the attract ugly ones. I would rather chew my arm off that wake up next to some of the ladies that have been giving me the eye. If you had a body you would be in for it.
Me>Ok well I do not and i get the impression that anyone who likes a skeleton in that way is not someone i want around.
Ronan>Well you could try evolving into a ghoul and then vampire.
Me>I would lose a lot of mana and other skills so let us focus on me getting stronger for the next hundred years or so. Then we can look into altering me.
Ronan>it gets harder the longer you leave it.
Me>Yeah well i do not sleep or eat. I do not get fatigued and do not really age. While having a proper body might me nice i think i will stick with what i have now. I better get back to see how Joe is doing.
Joe was doing fine he was standing on a pile of new corpses. City guard by the look of it. They were in badly fitted new leather armour. Most of them were over weight and a a couple looked like they would have had trouble fitting threw the opening above. Joe was casting stone spike spells and placing the dead bodies in amusing positions.
Suddenly one of the bodies he was about to stick on a spike jumped up and began to beg. “Please do not kill me we were ordered down here good sir. For the love of all that is good show a little human decency. Show Mia you are worthy of her love.”
I shrugged The guard spluttered “But sir Mia loves all simply allow her into your life. Simply believe in a higher power that loves you. Non are beyond redemption.”
I stared at the guard
The guard nodded “Sir Mia loves us all. It is just you are a skeleton an abomination. So just take Mia into your heart and we can worship her together. Even if you have to face oblivion you can face it with the knowledge that you are loved by the light.” I think that Joe might have started to laugh. With skeletons it is hard to tell. He was clutching his ribs with his hand and looked like he was about to fall over.
I knocked the guard out with a quick spell. Then I healed him and chained him up directly under the opening to the cavern. When the enemy decided to jump down they could land on there friend or try to avoid him. I had a thought time to create a quest. If the guards above decided to kill my human shield i would gave them something nice.
Quest created kill guards man chained in the prison
Reward Title Goat F****er
I gave it a little thought time for a change
Quest Created
Order someone to kill the guard chained in the prison
Reward Title Likes to molest fat Chickens
Obscene warning
Evil level at maximum if you continue to use language you will will gain corruption points
Stench of death now available in dungeon settings
I checked the setting on the dungeon
stench effects
level one ->someone has left horse shit somewhere nearby
level two ->there is a open sewer somewhere nearby
level three ->it is hot and there is a open sewer nearby. A skunk is nearby spraying you.
Level four ->???? LEVEL LOCKED
Well I did not really smell time to set it to maximum. Level 3 it is.
Pov Rue
It stinks something must have died nearby i hope it was a person not a diseased rat.. Every hour the smell gets worse. I am waiting for that skeleton to come back maybe he can It has been hours i am stuck with my ass stuck in the air chanting over a corpse. If that is not bad enough the smell is getting worse. It is not the corpse i am enchanting so it must be something else nearby. If I could see it i could do something about it. But I have a horrible suspicion that if I piss off the skeleton he will do something truly unspeakable to me.
The skeleton walked into the small cell like tunnel i was chanting over and nodded.
What has that skeleton done why is there a smell in the tunnel. It smells like a ghoul dungeon i was once forced to live in for a week. The Litch Queen had set the smell level to 2. I spend a week puking. If there was anyone who would listen i would have preyed the skeleton had not got the smelly setting level 1. When i got out of here i was going to smash every bone in that skeletons body slowly.