--Chapter 6--

BOOM!

“Stop! Catch that bastard!”

“Hahahaha! Can’t catch me if your wife isn’t satisfied with you! Ahahaha!”

What is happening, you ask?

Let’s recall a few days ago..

…

“Finally! All set, now spawn, my dear flowers!”

The hard work paid off, and I lived happily ever after…

Until I got bored like 2 hours later.

Then I thought… Let’s go sleep with the king’s woman, and his daughters, if he has any.

Which country… oh which country…

Found ya’!

Currently, this plant is veeery similar to your Earth, and the country I’m visiting right now is where Norway is supposed to be.

Hehehehehe..

Took me two days or so, then I charmed the women, and slept with them for 3 more days… until the king found out.

Which leads to what is happening right now.

…

BOOM!

Oh, there goes an orphanage!

So.. while I run, what topic do we use today?

Aha! Let’s talk about.. cheating?

Both types, relationship cheating and exploitation-cheating.

First off, relationship cheating… why do you do it?

Shut up, I’m not a hypocrite, I’m not the one who cheated, even though I’m not any better.

So.. anyways.. Woops!

Oh no!

“Hey, if you are a king then stop burning those slave markets, you know that they are a source of income..”

“Shut up, you bastard! Just submit quietly and let me punish you thoroughly!”

This guy… he is flying on a fire cloud, and hurling fireballs at me, but all of them are dodged, obviously.

So.. anyways, why do you cheat?

You act exactly like the slut type I mentioned before, and men are no exception, I’ll hopefully explain their types on a later date.

So.. yeah, I’ll conclude this part with : Cheaters are assholes and pieces of shit, why don’t you be honest and just tell that guy/girl that you aren’t satisfied and want to go on another relationship, it is fine if he mentally breaks down because you left him, at least you were honest, so just DO IT!

This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

Oh boy.. DON’T DO IT!

“JUST STOP! IT ISN’T A BIG DEAL, SO STOP DESTROYING THE MARKET, YOU CRAZY OLD MAN!”

“YOU CAN’T TEACH ME!”

Alright, this chase became boring, so let’s just..

Btshhhhh..

‘Cool him down’ with rain.

Bwahahahaha!

Aaand.. he fell down, wet from head to toe, and unable to cast his magic.

Thankfully, I had masked my beautiful face with a less beautiful one, so I can come back later.

Anyhow, since I’m done here, I teleport back to the island and get greeted with a forest full of elves and fairies.

Sadly, the dwarves haven’t accomplished much yet, but all I have to do is wait and they will do some stuff.

“Disconnected.”

Aahh.. what a shame..

So, continuing off, let’s talk about cheating, as in test cheating.

I dislike it, since I never did it, and it irritated me, but I have nothing to stop it, do I?

Why don’t you just study, it doesn’t take more than a day, ya’know?

So, those who cheat without studying at all.. fuck you, go jump in a pit of fire and slowly get roasted to death for your sins.

So.. yeah, topic over, what else do you want?

.. Fine, I’ll tell you how my visit to the castle went..

…

It was a bright, clear day, and I was sitting near the fairy fountain, bored.

The fairies just circled around me in an excited manner, inspecting my hair and clothes, while others brought me fruits and herbs.

I forgot to mention, a day before that, I scanned the continent for rare herbs and plants, that are helpful, then planted them on the other side of the mountain, at the normal trees.

At that time, I asked the dwarves, who had already made some good tools, to go and cut the trees on the other side, and of course, the elves couldn’t say no, since I gave them a large amount of trees for themselves, and another fact is that the trees on the other side aren’t the blessed and super type, so they didn’t care a lot.

This herb that if brewed with that herb would give a potion that has powerful regenerative abilities, enough to regrow a lost limb. And another which advances the proficiency of fire magic by two levels, etc..

But chen, you never actually explained what the heck is ‘Crazy’.

Umm.. it is just Godlike in disguise, easy peasy.

Also, chen, you never explained what are Skill levels and proficiency.

Ehh.. proficiency is basically skill xp, and skill levels allow it to advance to a higher level.

Soooo… skill level 99 is the max, afterwards it advances, so a mega will become ultra, but resets to level 1, yet more powerful.

Chen chen! Is there anything after Godlike?

Yes yes, since I have the bonus for proficiency due to the class, just a bit of work and it already raised to level 25, making it stronger.

Moving on.. I just stored the herbs in my inventory, and they were made to grow quickly since I modified their seeds beforehand.

Anyhow, I sat there, bored and doing nothing.

Then.. it struck me.

Why don’t I just go, find a king with a sexy queen and daughters, and made sure he has young daughters at the age of 12 or so, found the match, then flew over there.

Although my flying speed was quick, just imagine flying from Australia to Norway, pretty far, no?

Flying over the blue sea until night time, I finally reached my target, and commenced my genius plan.

Mask myself, sneak into the castle, do it with whomever is available at the moment, pretty simple.

What was even simpler, for me, the castle’s security.. because I made the skill to become invisible along the way, and already got it to the Unique rank.

Like a walk in the park, my first was with a young princess, and I will not lie, it was tastier than the older ones, for me that is.

Day after day, I got an achievement for sleeping with all the royal family’s females, which felt pretty good.

… until I got bored, and intentionally made a mistake, making the king notice me and what I’ve done, which brings us to the chase scene from before.

Seriously, this guy was beyond reckless, hurling fireballs here and there, hitting all types of buildings and innocents.

Luckily for me, there were other matches, he only got chosen by luck, so I’m going to be busy in the next couple of days, I… got addicted… hehehehehe..

But chen! Isn’t that why you made the high elves and high fairies?

Well.. yeah, but I didn’t really feel like it, ya’know?

I might visit that king again, though, I crave for his daughter… (pedophilia intensifies?)

No no no, the age eligible for marriage is actually 12, for females, and 14 for males, and those conditions were passed, so.. yeah.

Pedophile? I am not.. hahahaha.

I have to thank the author for that, though.

Now then, I guess it is time to say goodbyes?

No?

But I’m tired…

Ugh.. fiineeee, let’s quickly talk about what I had seen on the way.

The cultures looked varied, a lot, but not in a bad way, but sadly, technology didn’t develope in this world, since magic exists, and no, I’m not sharing my sweet technology, nu uh, give me your daughters first, about seventy billion and I will accept.

DO IT, JUST D-

--Chapter 6 end--