"What the hell."

Ramun looked at the final form of his avatar in shock and disbelief.

"No!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no," Ramun kept muttering almost having a mental breakdown.

What he was looking at should not be physically possible, it shouldn't even be within the realm of possibility.

He even wondered why was he still looking at it.

Quickly turning around he tried to purge his mind of the image that seemed would be perpetually burned into his memory for all eternity.

Ramun wondered whom he had offended to go through such a disgusting experience, as he bent down dry-heaving.

Yes, Disgusting.

What Ramun saw and would probably be unable to unsee for a while, was the pure specimen of a male god.

A sex symbol in all its naked glory, a being so perfect and unperfect that it screamed unnatural.

Floating in the white space was the transformed avatar of Ramun displaying its business for all to see[even though it was only Ramun present.]

A bronze-skinned 7ft tall male floated in the white space.

The Avatar's thick black hair fell on its shoulder in unruly curls, while its eyes shone a deep magnetic gold set within a well defined but young face.

Its body was proportioned just right with thick corded muscles that rippled with undisguised raw power, while also screaming 'I'm Athletic Bitches'.

While down below its junk that was eerily similar to that of a horse, swung freely.

"System, you pure unadulterated piece of unloved shite, "Ramun raged.

"W...hat in the hell is that, "he sputtered in pure jealousy pointing at the floating male sex symbol.

"Yes, he was jealous, unbelievably so" Ramun thought, at least he was man enough to accept it.

What he was looking at was a body every human male would dream of having, and this asshat system just dangles it in front of him like its nothing.

Ramun knows that he's being unreasonable, what with this being his own body, after all, b...ut, but, this couldn't be dealt with logic.

He was way past that now, in both his past and present life he had always donned a less than pleasant physical appearance.

As Jafar, he was a huge gangly and balding Otaku, as Ramun, he was a young rich obscene bald Pervert with botched skin gained from all his unhealthy living.

What a life!

[That host, is the result of a perfect transformation gotten from the newly compiled cultivation Technique. ]

"Cultivation technique??"Ramun brows raised in confusion.

"What cultivation technique?, when was this done, "Ramun asked, genuinely puzzled.

[Just now host]

"Wait, you mean that"pointing at the offensive creature still floating there innocently "Is all you got from all them fireworks earlier"Ramun asked, this time with much heat in his voice.

Ramun looked at the pretty boy in front of him, [yeah despite the whole drama he still looked like a 19-year-old, go figure!] he could see that there really wasn't much different to that of well-toned Human.

Yes, he looked like a regular 'old Joe', and he didn't even look all that powerful other than probably the fact that he looked like he could break steel with his bare hands, and this garbage system expected him to believe that this was some monumental groundbreaking result from some amazing "technique".

"B...aah, I call bullshit," looking at the blank look on the Avatar's dumb face, he couldn't help but find it funny, he was actually hating on himself, how .....very mature.

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Accepting the stupidity and futility of his actions he calmed down enough to ask the system for an explanation.

"Oi, 'pendejo' Sistema, what is the meaning of this, I asked for power, class, and enough clout to fuck this Universe many times over and what do you give me?"

"A fucking flower boy! , that's what"

"Not cool man, not cool at all, and I need an explanation, ... now"

[Yes host]

"....."

[Body Transformation Technique]

"System, so help me God, if I don t receive a proper explanation right now, we are done ya hear me, D..o..n..e"

[Yes host]

Ramun just waited silently, his frustration mounting.

[A transformation technique that transforms the body from a body of nature to a body of a primordial]

[Improving both the body, soul and spirit in tandem]

[The form you are currently looking at is its first mortal transformation at the foundation establishment level.]

[The subsequent levels are listed below]

Ramun saw a familiar blue screen suddenly appear in from t of him listing the cultivation realms associated with the [Body Transformation Technique].

[· Mortal -Spiritual energy Refining, Body Refining, Foundation Establishment

* Spirit- Nurturing, forming, Manifestation, Spiritual body forming

* Deity- Core forming, Life destruction, Pure Elemental body

* Immortal Ascension- heavenly dharma foundation, True origin spirit, law comprehension, True Soul

* Sovereign- Law manifestation, law body forming

* Venerable Immortal- Heavenly Dao manifestation, Law Domain

* Primordial Sage – Dao seed nurturing, Dao seed forming, Primordial Spirit forming, Dao fruit forming.

* Cosmic Deity- ???????]

"Damn, that's a lot."

[Please be advised host that this isn't the final transformation ]

"Wait, y....ou, you mean there's more," why am I not even surprised?" Ramun sighed lightly, scratching his head in frustration.

"Just continue," Ramun continued, his head hanging in dejection.

This was supposed to be an exciting experience, instead, this 'tin can' just made it into a session of who can annoy who more.

"And what's with that bland naming sense, a cultivation should have more 'oomph' in it! asshole system"Ramun sulked in silence although pleased as he once more looked at the screen listing Powerful cultivation-like terms.

"So, those additional transformations, what are they?"

[Taking into consideration the additional bloodlines from the [Chaos Dragon]and the [Fiendgod] blood essence, some mutations would occur that would lead to two new forms]

"Mutations, new forms, so in the end what are they ?"

[I do not know]

"Y....ou, you bloody bastard," If looks could the system could have probably died a few times by now.

"What the hell do you mean you don't know, you insufferable piece of junk" Ramun almost yelled out, he instead settled for an ominous whisper.

[Both bloodlines come from beings way above Systems processing capabilities, in simpler terms host, I cannot compute.]

[Or would you prefer an error message host?]

[Error! Error! Error!]

"Ugh, I give up, "throwing his hands up in resignation, Ramun just waited for whatever info dump the system would provide.

.......

After the whole drama, Ramun now had a proper cultivation technique and a path to take him towards world domination...., or not.

Which is why he was now seated cross-legged inside his [Hut], getting mentally and physically prepared for his first cultivating session.

If you've noticed, through all this he never asked the system for a cultivation technique for the mind, which was because our memories make up the bulk of whole we are, and if we do not have those, we are mere empty husks of ourselves.

He had perused the [Body Transformation Technique] and had a general understanding of what it actually did.

In a nutshell, the technique starts by using the fucking Taichi health exercise of all things, as a primer [what a scam, but its more of a mixture of yoga stretches, taichi, and breathing exercises], to generate bioelectricity which gradually triggers tiny wormholes in the acupoints of the body.

This generates a devouring effect, which sucks on the natural aura of his surroundings, pulling it into his body, subsequently nourishing and building the body enhancing health and longevity.

But that's where all the science ends, the next part was the actual transformation where he uses his spiritual will and energy to guide and bombard his cells with basically natural energy eliciting a transformation of his body.

But herein lies the problem, he doesn't have that [Spiritual will] or[psychic energy], at least not yet.

Which was why he was now seated, in this incredibly uncomfortable position, his eyes closed, waiting for something 'magical' to happen.

Ramun felt his legs getting numb gradually, as pins and needles shot through his legs to his ass.

As his eyes were closed all he could see was darkness, with floating multi-colored pinpricks of light, he briefly wondered if he had entered it yet.

"His [Mindscape]."

For his mental training, he had decided to go through the mindscape route using the [Occlumency] and [Leglimency]spell, even though he didn't have mana.

It was not difficult really, at least in theory, many individuals had used similar techniques to build up their mental strength, Sherlock holmes, some other dude, and there was this one dude...

"Y....eah, it shouldn't be that difficult right?" Ramun thought quietly in apprehension.

He was feeling that maybe he had bit off more than he could chew, he had thought that what with his unique soul and all it would be a walk in the park, but now he was not so sure.

As he sat there, his ass on fire, no feeling in his legs, while lamenting his shortlived power-trip, and almost drowning in pathetic self-pity, he suddenly felt his consciousness slip.

......

Status: ????[Plebian]

Name: Tuthra-Utet-Ankh-Khotan-Ramun

Race: Homo Sapien

Class: -Novice cannon fodder(You are everyone's bitch boss, get a life!)

Title: "The Entitled young master" (Don't be lazy, get a job young man!!)

SP: 1000

Health: 5/20

Energy: 0/30

Will:6

Charm: 2

Cultivation Type: Magus

Cultivation technique: Body transformation technique

Fame: 2

Infamy: 1

Inventory: [19 dimensional energy fragments], [Fiend blood essence ], [Medical compendium: Eastern and western arts of healing], [Chaos Dragon blood essence ], [Cosmic Lightning source].