"Good Morning America! Welcome and Thank You for tuning in to CNN's special broadcast. My name is Susan Broushard reporting on the events now called "The Day the Earth Stood Still" that happened a short five years ago. Reporting with me is David Smith. Thanks for being here with us David." (Susan)
"It's my pleasure Susan, thanks for having me on this special broadcast."(David)
"Unfortunately what we found was not aliens, but alt-humans. Scientists are still baffled about the cause but at noon on November 11, 2011 more than 70% of humans turned into animal human hybrids. Also at that time certain humans were gifted with the ability to use magic."(Susan)
"Well Susan, the colloquial term for humans turning into animal-human hybrids is "beast out", meaning that they let the beast out of their inner body. It's quite the euphoric rush so it left all the alt-humans slightly dazed when it happened causing several accidents around the world. Also the humans that were granted magic were similarly stunned resulting in similar problems." (David)
"That’s correct David. Due to the occurrence there were many fatalities, and due to the confusion the emergency teams were unable to respond with their usual alertness causing many more fatalities to occur. This caused a slight malcontent to form over the masses against alt-humans blaming them for the accident. This was later denied by all governments to be false, but the sentiment has still remained, especially in human supremacy groups like the HSK, or the Human Supremacy Klan."(Susan)
"That's a shame that there are still those kinds of people in this world However on a happier note, two weeks ago was the first documented birth between a carnivorous alt-human, and an alt-human. Doctors say that the baby’s parents were a fox and a rabbit and that the baby was a fox type alt human. Doctors are unsure if all babies of mixed alt type parents will be born of the carnivorous parent, it's too early to say."(David)
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"Aww, how cute."(Susan)
"And now it’s time for our special announcement."(David)
"Right David. As everyone knows, as far as alt-humans are concerned, you will always be part animal, leaning towards a chordate. However, there are also cases of alt humans having insect characteristics as well in all but the smallest of human settlements. However, did you know that there are even rarer alt humans that take on aspects of plants?"(Susan)
"You are correct Susan, just earlier today, Japan released to the world that they have a alt human that is type seaweed."(David)
"Amazing! Simply Amazing! Imagine how many more alt human types there are that we just haven't found yet?"(Susan)
"It is exciting isn't it? Actually, it's nothing currently but rumors, but according to Reddit, there seems to be another type that exists, shrouded in secrecy."(David)
"Oh ho? Tell us more."(Susan)
"According to Reddit user he-who-flies-pigs, he says an alt human that looked like a bird that was on fire. He claims he say a phoenix type alt human. He goes on to claim that there is actually a magic type of alt humans that is currently either hidden by or hiding from the government, for reasons yet unknown." (David)
"No way! That’s phenomenal news. Did he say where he saw it?"(Susan)
"Actually he did, he said he saw the phoenix type alt human between China and Taiwan. So it looks like we in America won't have a chance to see him until he makes an appearance on world news."(David)
"And to think I thought the rarest alt human was a type insect."(Susan)
"It's finally time for our final piece of news and this comes from the newly formed Magic Community, a group of people working together to try and not only scientifically categorize, but also push the limits of magic."(David)
"According to the Magic Community, they have finally completed a spell that will grant alt humans the ability to change back into what they looked like before their beast out. Previously, as we all know, it was almost impossible to remove the hybrid changes from an alt human that used beast out, now it will be easier for some of the stranger ones to live a more normalized life."(Susan)
"Well it looks like that’s all we have time for folks. Hope to see you next time."(David)