"Good Morning America! Welcome and Thank You for tuning in to WSGS. My name is Susan Broushard interviewing some specials guests here at the studio with me. First up is the alt human Joshua Boudreaux. Thanks for being here with us Joshua." (Susan)

"It's my pleasure Susan, thanks for having me on this special broadcast."(Joshua)

"So Joshua what has been some of the problems that you've had to deal with as alt human?"(Susan)

"Well Susan, it’s been really rough getting through these past few years since the incident. First off, as a dog type alt human the smell is what I've really had to get used to. I'm now smelling things 20 times better than humans can and its honestly quite disconcerting to get from the delicious scent of cinnamon from cinnamon rolls in the morning to the in your face punching in the nose smell of cinnamon I now deal with."(Joshua)

"I can see how that can be annoying for many pungent odors."(Susan)

"Indeed you are right. Another thing is that I constantly have people throwing things past me and yelling "Fetch" with stupid grins on their face."(Joshua)

"How insensitive can people be?"(Susan)

"But what probably gets me most incensed is that occasionally I will have some snot nosed brat try and "catch me and bring me home" as some sort of pet. I don't know what parents are teaching kids these days, but it’s obviously not manners."(Joshua)

"I'm sure they were only joking."(Susan)

"They had leashes and Tasers......."(Joshua)

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"Has there been any new events going on in alt human community?"(Susan)

"Well, I’m not sure if you have heard or not but next month is the second Guardian Celebration that is put on by the Alt Human community center."(Joshua)

"Guardian Celebration? I'm not sure if I've heard of that before. What can you tell us about it?"(Susan)

"Well Susan, thanks to some events that happened in the year after the incident there came to be a mysterious figure that has been watching over the alt human community, sort of like Batman in Gotham, except he only focuses on alt humans. And due to the actions this figure has taken, Lafayette has become one of the most stable centers for alt humans to reside. It's become so popular that we are even getting alt human immigrants moving in to share in the peace. The Guardian Celebration is in this figures honor showing our thanks."(Joshua)

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"Joshua, are you saying a bat type alt human is running around Lafayette solving crime?"(Susan)

"Well, there is definitely an alt human vigilante stopping crime involving alt humans, but it is questionable about whether it’s actually a bat type. My money is actually on a Reptile type, but we really have no idea."(Joshua)

"Well what about eye witness reports?"(Susan)

"Well that’s the thing, everybody who he helps can only remember him helping but nothing else about him. The community thinks that he might have a magician as a side kick to mess with people’s memory while he does the muscle work. This adds credence to the reptile types which are known for their strength."(Joshua)

"I see. That’s quite an interesting story and that brings us to our second guest speaker, Catherine Jones. Catherine, thanks for joining us today."(Susan)

"Thanks Susan, I'm happy to be here."(Catherine)

"Now Catherine, I hear that you are a magician, did you.... got to Hogwarts to learn magic?"(Susan)

"Ha-ha no, I would have loved to though. Reading the books made it sound like such a magical place. Also, unfortunately magic doesn't really work the same way as it does in the movie."(Catherine)

"Could you explain please?"(Susan)

"Certainly. In the books, to use magic you need a wand. I however only need a wand, or a focus, if I am doing something I am unfamiliar with. Also the focus can be almost anything, not just a wand. "(Catherine)

"But I'm sure I have seen many magicians using wands."(Susan)

"And many of them do used wands, they're purists, if you will. Also, how we learn spells is different too. At Hogwarts, it’s a simple as saying the magic words and moving your wand correctly. We magicians however are only ever given a single spell "Path" if you will. We are born knowing a single spell, and when we master it, the next time we wake up we know a new spell along the path of our original spell. The currently known spell paths we have listed are Attack, Barrier, Healing, Illusion, and Transfiguration."(Catherine)

"Well what about Fire or Ice?"(Susan)

"Well you see those are elements. Elements will change the effect of a spell, but a path remains the same. If you were of the fire element of the Attack path, then you would be able to throw Fireballs. If you were of the Ice element of the Barrier path, then you would be able to make an Ice Wall. Also, as far as we know most magicians only have a single element, with incredibly few having two. If there exists people with more than two, than their existence is being kept a secret."(Catherine)

"How fascinating."(Susan)

"Also the final major difference between real life magicians and magicians in the books, is the fact that in the books magic doesn't cost anything. In real life magic takes away stamina, so if we use it a lot we use up our stamina quickly. That why the magician community is currently going through a health craze renewal. The healthier and better in shape we are the more spells we can cast. Actually I chuckle whenever I think about it, but I envision future where all our magicians are super buff, instead of the typical frail and physically weak magicians in stories."(Catherine)

"That does sound entertaining. Do you have any messages for any young magicians awakening to their powers?"(Susan)

"Yes in fact I do. To all young budding magicians out there, magic is a wonderful gift, but it’s also very dangerous. Never practice magic in an area where others can get hurt. It would be best to seek out Magician communities to learn more about your abilities."(Catherine)

"Thanks for being here Joshua, Catherine. And thanks to all our listeners for tuning is as well"