It’s been 6 years since me and Sioux have been in this cave, and I got to say, he has slowly progressed into a more ‘refined’ human being. Now with my teachings, Sioux is able to understand basic common sense, and book smarts to make it out on his own, but me being me, I decided he would stick around with me for a while.
“Oy get up! It’s time we head out!” I say while kicking him in the side. A groan soon lets me now that he is slowly waking up from the land of dreams.
“Come on kid get up! Weren’t you excited to leave this cave and explore the world?” I asked him, but truth be told that I am the one that was actually excited to leave this cave.
Although some things have changed inside the cave, like a pen for an assortment of all kinds of creatures to stay in, which incidentally is being occupied by some fire slugs and amazonian salamanders. There are other critters besides them but I’m too lazy to name them.
“You fucker if you don’t get up I’m leavin your ass here!” I said as a last resort. And it seems that it worked, as Sioux bolted up from his grass bed and wiped the drool that was sliding down his cheek. “Okay I’m up, I’m up!” he said, though unconvincingly.
“Get dress and we will head out in about 30 mins.” I told him.
30 minutes later, both me and Sioux are standing at the entrance of the cave. Looking back, we gave a symbolic wave and were off on our way! Good by cave, hello world! I thought to myself in a cheery mood.
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Heading towards the south of the forest, Dreyfus and Sioux seemed to be heading towards the deepest part. Along the way Dreyfus spotted some fire slugs and amazonian salamanders here and there, but what really excited him was encountering the Caipora! Small, furry, mischievous little spirit creatures that can give anyone a major pain in the ass.
Come to think of it, these were the creatures that protected the grounds of Castelobruxo wizarding school that was coincidentally, located deep in the amazon rainforest. Though at this current time period, Dreyfus knew that the school was yet to be made.
Using the Scroll of Answers, Dreyfus found the exact location of where the school would be, and told Sioux that they would head in a certain direction.
A couple of days of walking, they soon arrived at their destination, and Sioux wondered why they traveled to this area. His answer soon came as Dreyfus, who had been collecting a bunch of Caipora along the way (those bastards kept fucking with him) planted down a mystical formation in the area, and bound the critters to forever guard this place.
With a task accomplish, Dreyfus and Sioux went on their merry way, but not before Dreyfus planted down a teleportation signature hidden within a room deep within the ground. Wizards and witches, even other supernatural beings wouldn’t be able to find this secret signature no matter how hard they tried.
A few months later, Dreyfus and Sioux were coming towards the southern border of the rainforest that broke off into the state of Bolivia.
It has been a long journey but Dreyfus didn’t mind as he liked this sort of thing. Back on earth, one of his favorite hobbies was hiking, and these month long walks/hikes through the Amazon Rainforest didn’t affect his mood whatsoever. As a matter of fact, the only one who didn’t seem to like walking too much was Sioux, as he constantly complained to Dreyfus about having sore feet. Dreyfus’s response however, was a simple healing spell of Sioux’s foot, and all was better. Nothing was gonna stop them from traveling the world he thought.
Ten years later…
Running through an open plain that stretched for miles, a young man was cursing and running for his life! “Shit, shit… Fuck Fuck! Hey aren’t you going to save me?”
“Now now Sioux, one must not be overly reliant on outside forces! Why don’t you use what I have taught you and see how you can get out of this situation!”
“Aw come on!” Sioux complained whilst running away from a group of Shamans. Occasionally, blasts of magical energy would fly by and sometimes hit Sioux. This in turn caused him to curse even more, as although he had a body more resilient and stronger than a normal human’s, these spells being fired from the shamans seemed to cause him some pain. “Ah you FUCKERS I’LL KILL YOU!” he roared out.
Turning around, Sioux now charged straight towards the group of 5 shamans in a fit of rage. AAHH!!! [Incentio!], [Electrio!], [Aquio!].
Blasts of fire, water, and electricity sprung forth from Sioux and charged towards the incoming shamans.
BOOM!
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WHIZZED!
SPLOOSH!
Now stood a variety of different humanoid beings. 2 were roasted, 2 were electrocuted, and 1 poor bastard got shocked that was amplified by the water, then his body dried up from the fire and was roasted to perfection.
“Hah… hah… that’s what you get bitches!” Sioux said whilst panting.
“Language Sioux, I swear your profanity is getting worse by the years!” Dreyfus scolded.
“IT’S YOU WHO IS THE ONE TEACHING ME THESE THINGS!” Sioux retorted.
“Ah I have done no such thing!” Dreyfus countered argued. “Anyways, you still have much to learn as you could’ve easily kill all of them in a matter of seconds! Next time why don’t you try using the [Petrio] spell and crush them into dust? Sigh… being a teacher is hard!”
“I’d like to use the petrio spell on you!” Sioux mumbled under his breath. Dreyfus, who heard it clearly, chose to ignore it.
Throughout the years, Dreyfus became fed up with teaching Sioux common knowledge and other things, so he made a knowledge pill (as he came to call it) and shoved it down Sioux’s throat. The result was Sioux having the intelligence of an adult male albeit with more smarts. The things that caused him headaches, was that he had to teach Sioux the old fashion way about witchcraft, and wizardry. Making another pill but with the affects of wizardy and the like, was not how Dreyfus wanted Sioux to learn about the wonders of magic, so he taught him himself. Although Dreyfus thought the young man was still a beginer in the arts of magi, working hard and practicing can go a long way.
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As the years went by, Dreyfus and Sioux traveled to many places, encountered many creatures, and came into conflict with all sorts of tribes. Those that got off on the wrong foot with Dreyfus and Sioux, would soon end up annihilated, and the tribes in the surroundings would spread the tale of how Death came to those of selfishness and greed. The ‘death’ itself was just Sioux massacring the savages in a fit of rage, as every time they happened upon a tribe, they always seem to attack him for no reason. Little did he know, that it was all Dreyfus’s doing.
Once while walking in the Arabian Desert, Sioux thought it would be wise to camp out in a huge desolate cave, only to come running to Dreyfus saying how a giant snake was chasing him. The snake in question however followed Sioux all the way to Dreyfus and the man himself, had a smile plastered across his face.
The snake was not just your ordinary snake, as the one in front of him was one of such species called a Basilisk. Dark creatures in nature that upon staring into its’ eyes, would instantly kill any living being. Dreyfus of course didn’t have that inflicted upon him as Dreyfus himself could fart and the basilisk would be the ONE instead to turn into dust. Though for now, he wondered why the snake didn’t outright kill the man who stumbled into its den.
It turns out that the snake was having fun with Sioux, as it found out that she can communicate with him, but Sioux was too scared to notice how a 90ft snake was not trying to eat him, let alone talk to him. The poor man just ran for his life. And yes the basilisk is a girl as Dreyfus can hear a feminine voice talking into his head while also spotting a scarlet ploome ontop its head, which indicated a female of the species.
After deciding to follow Dreyfus and Sioux, Basilisk-chan tagged along for the journey. Being in the presence of Dreyfus also caused this female Basilisk to become comfortable. I guess this was part of his ‘Dragon’ aura that some reptilians can sense which caused them to feel like they were in front of their god.
Countless other adventures happened towards the two, and slowly they bonded into those of a family throughout the years. Now Dreyfus looked towards Sioux in a big brother sort of way. The creatures they came across, the battles Dreyfus spectated, and the lands they traveled, could be written down into an amazing fairytale all together that would cause people of all ages to go through many emotions.
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It was now 4xxx some years later at the very beginning of A.D 1, on a mountain that reached towards the heavens, in a small 2 bedroom cottage that rested on this mountain's peak.
Sitting on a chair in the porch of the cottage whilst staring off into the valley below, a 40 year old male was currently appreciating the picturesque scene. “Ah it has been a long time of traveling the world huh bro.” the man said.
“Yep you got that right kiddo!” said another.
“Ah still calling me kiddo huh.” chuckled the man.
“To me you will always be a little kid who shat and pissed himself in front of me!” laughed the other.
“Shit Quiet about that! You said you weren’t going to bring it up!” fumed the man.
“Haha sorry couldn’t help it.” replied the other. “Anyways what did you want to tell me? I imagine that staring off into that valley has got you thinking about something no?”
“You got me there.” said the man. “I wish to travel and experience this world alone.” said the man, as his eyes were bursting with a hidden youthful vigor.
“Well you are what.. 5008 years old already aren’t you? You don’t need my permission to go off on your own you know.”
“Yes you’re right, but still, I can’t just go disappearing like last time. Remember when I snuck off to that tribe to visit that woman when I turned 30? Haha! You nearly made that whole forest desolate going mad in your search.” joked the man.
“Well just so you know, that forest is now dangerous to humans and some wizards, as only certain creatures would be able to survive in that place.” mused the other.
“Ah enough of this sappy atmosphere, it is time I head off and experience being on my own, as although we traveled this entire world, it should still be more or less exciting to explore once again. Who knows, maybe some things have changed.” said the man while rising from his seat.
“Ah get out of here before you cause me to go destroy something.” joke the other.
“Well until then… Dreyfus Nightbane!” muttered a cringy line from the man.
“You too… Sioux Silvereign!” said equally cringy from Dreyfus.
And with a manly hug, the once lonely boy who pissed and shat himself n the Amazon Rainforest, left the mountain top walking with his head held high, off into the distance.