The trouble with having a name that is spelled different than the way it is pronounced is that people tend to pronounce

 it wrong.  The trouble with a name like Aoibheann that is spelled completely different from it's pronunciation is that 

everyone gets it wrong.

"Aoibheann? " the teacher asked at roll call, pronouncing it A-Oì- bē-Ann.

Aoibheann raised her hand, " My name is pronounced Eve- Een, sir." She corrected him.

"Okay I'll try to remember." The teacher said going on with roll call.

Aoibheann thought that would be the end of it.

But no, it happened 5 more times. Aoibheann was being tolerant when it happened the first 3 times. She got frustrated

 when it happened the 4th time. She was simmering when it happened the 5th time. The sixth time it has happened she 

asked her table mates to move and once they moved she flipped the table with an angry declaration of, "My name is 

Aoibheann! It's pronounced Eve-Een!  Do ya nae ken?!" She then started ranting in Gaelic and Italian .

What? You expected her to be some perfectly patient little angel? She's five. Honestly, I'm surprised she held it together

 this long.

The teacher interrupted her tantrum, "Young lady, this is not acceptable behavior! Go stand in the hall."

"You go stand in the hall!" Aoibheann responded instantly. "I'm going home!"

So saying she went to the open window and hopped out. Luckily she was on the ground floor. She then headed out of 

the gate.

Mr. Stevens sighed and went to his desk and dialed the Celioses' home number.

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Grant and Aine were sitting at the kitchen table staring intently into each others eyes. Now I know what you're thinking,

 and yes, they are having pixie sex on the Kitchen Table. Their breathing was getting heavy and right when they were 

about to peak, the phone rang.

"Oh, Fuck damn it!" Aine swore going to answer the phone.

Grant growled banging his fist on the table, "Just a little more! Damn it!"

Aine punched the speaker phone button and growled, "This had better be good! I was in the middle of intense sex with 

my husband!"

Mr. Stevens was momentarily at a loss for words. "..."

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

"Well? SPEAK!" Aine commanded. 

"...Yes, well." Mr. Stevens explained the situation.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Aine yelled indignantly.

"Now, Mrs. Celios. I don't think it's anything to get upset--"

"Don't you try trivialize this you sex interrupting outsider!!" Aine angrily interrupted him "Names and their

 pronunciations are very important to this family. You need to apologize to her tomorrow and use her name it's 

pronounced Eve-Een. Now I have to go pick her up. Good day to you sir!!" she picked up the handset and slammed it 

down. "How dare he do this--"

" Aine, calm down," Grant said interrupting her rant.

"How can I calm down when--Mmph! Mhhm. Mmmmm...." Aine was interrupted by  Grant's calm down kiss.

Grant let her go after a 3 minutes,"Better?"

"Better." Aine said resting herself on her husband's shoulder and nuzzling his neck, briefly. "Time to get Aoibheann." She

 said and went to the open window, and flew out.

Grant meanwhile went over and stopped Niles from climbing the pantry.

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"I'm lost." Aoibheann said to herself fifteen minutes after she stormed out of school. She was currently flying in a circle 

at a 50 feet altitude. 

"Well, Aoibheann Reilly Sadb Celios."Aine said from behind her. " I guess it's a good thing you're  in Collassal trouble."

"Mamaí!!"  She said gliding to her mother and stopping her wings right when Aine had caught her with her hand 

constructs.

"You know, you grounded, right? " Aine gently said as she lay Aoibheann horizontally and pulled up her skirt. 2 weeks no

 flying. Do you agree?"

 "But-" Aoibheann tried to protest.

"You interrupted my and Daidí's staring time." Aine cut her off gently

. 

" Yes, I agree. I'm sorry Mamaí." 

"Good. You're still getting spanked." Aine said and proceeded to spank Aoibheann for her misbehavior.

15 minutes and one comforting later Aine flew them both home.

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A/n: Damn I need to cut this off here. Oh well it was a good chapter. Next chapter: How, Aine deals with solicitors and door to door salesmen.