I'm warning you this chapter contains mature discusion.
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The next day.
Niles had finally worn himself out and was down for the count. She only had an hour so she quickly got onto her custom Pc and put on her custom headset. They had to make her equipment extravagant to fit everything and make it work, but she knew a guy.
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*Meanwhile in Nevada*
A certain tech savvy Sidhe sneezed.
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The result was that she ended up having one of the most advanced looking setups in the neighborhood.
She logged in and luckily all her friends were in video chat. She had met them in a now defunct rpg, way back when they all still played it. They had formed a six person guild and we're friends ever since. And, in a twist of fate, it turned out that they all lived in the same city. Not only that but they lived within 5 miles of each other. She had struggled with months with this decision, but she decided it was time to meet her friends IRL. They all trusted each other implicitly one helped each other when they could. A year ago they had gotten Stacy out of an abusive marriage. 6 months before that they had helped Janet get back on her feet when she lost her home. They had supported and helped Tracie to kick her addiction 2 years before. They had helped Alice with her transition .They all babysat each others kids when they needed to, except for Aine for obvious reasons. So, with all they've done for each other Aine figured it was time for her to let her five friends know her secret.
"Hi guys!" Aine greeted them cheerfully.
Hi, Aine." Tracie, said. Tracie was a chubby 5'4" brown haired green eyed greek woman. She had body issues which led her to have a self-destructive addiction. Luckily she had good friends and she hasn't been around her trigger ever since.
"What's up, Aine." Janet said. Janet was a 5'8"blonde haired blue eye slim Caucasian woman with D-sized breast. She had the type of body people found attractive nowadays and she knew it. She was this close from selling her body when Jerome found her sleeping in a park. Jerome put her up while Alice gave her a job at her company. Aine, when Janet was financially stable enough, had helped Janet find a home.
"Hello, Aine." Stacie said. Stacie was a 4'0" tall black woman. She had low self-esteem and strong sense of romanticism which is why she got trapped in an abusive marriage. The abuse went on for Eight years until, she finally asked for help. Jerome and Alice's false self came over and kicked the ass of her then-husband and drove him out. She hasn't heard from her ex-husband ever since the divorce was finalized. She knew Aine did something, she just doesn't know what.
"Yo." Alice said. Alice was a 5'11" blue eyed and black haired Russian Woman. Yes, her name was symbolic. She had gone by another name before but none of her friends or family acknowledged her false self ever existed, something which she was vastly grateful for. Alice is the only one of her friends who doesn't have kids.
"Aine!" Jerome greeted her cheerfully. No, he was not gay. He was straight as an arrow. He had some confusion in regards to Alice's false self thinking he might be hetero-flexible. Then Alice came out and convinced him he was straight. You see Jerome is in love with Alice. Jerome was a 6'5" tall 2nd generation Cuban He had black hair and warm brown eyes.
She said one thing that made everyone serious.
"Guys, I think, I'm ready." Aine said nervously.
"You sure?"Jerome asked in concern.
"Positive,we've all been through a lot together and it's time you all knew my secret."
"Well, what is it?" Alice asked in anticipation.
"It'll be easier to show you. Umm, just don't freak out?"
They all consented.
"Now before you come over some ground rules. You all know about my fear of bottles right?"
They all understood what she was trying to say.
"Well the reason for that, will be clear soon enough. Also be gentle when you touch me, okay?" Aine said.
They were confused, but consented anyway.
Aine laid down more ground rules and finally said, "When can you come over?"
She blinked and her friends' were all disconnected.
Exactly 9 seconds later she heard her door open and shut.
Since Tracie and Alice just lived next door and across the street respectively they were the first to arrive.
"Aine! We're here." Tracie shouted as Alice caught her breath
Aine called Tracie's cell phone from her computer. When she picked up Aine scolded, "Shh! Niles is asleep. You know how hard it is to put him back down after he wakes up from a nap."
"Sorry, "Tracy said well aware since she had babysat the curious little darling before. He turned into a little tyrant when his nap was interrupted.
"I'll wait till everyone's here afore I come down, okay?" Aine said hanging up.
-15 minutes, and minor freak out, and vow of silence later-
Her friends were shocked. Not because she was a supernatural creature, Aine had let her tongue slip multiple times. Not because of how small she was. That made a surprising amount of sense. They weren't even surprised by her actual age. What shocked them was...
"What do you mean you have sex like Everyone else?!" Stacie exclaimed.
"I'm fae! I dinnae have ta pay attention to proportion differences in sex, so I refuse to! Why would I when my husband has such a magnificent penis?!" Aine declared.
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Jerome joined in,"I've seen your husband's penis. It's two inches bigger than you are tall! How does it even fit?!,"
Aine, smiled in pride, and said " I've got a magic pussy, so there! Besides you guys know he can make me come without touching me. That's another way pixies have sex." What she didn't mention was that her vagina converted inches to the same amount in centimeters. Really it was no different from a four foot tall person being penetrated by a 9 inch dick. Aine did A lot of stretching.
That shut them up.
"Conception is a little different however."Aine said. She was about to explain but she was interrupted.
"Wait! Before you continue I need a drink." Tracie said getting up and going up to the cabinet.
"Sure. While you're up bring me that bronze goblet marked Niles and that crystal chalice marked Aoibheann," Aine told her friend .
"Okay." Tracie said. Grabbing the glasses and bringing them to the table. She then went to the keg in the corner of the kitchen.
When Tracie sat back down Aine flew up and hovered above and between the cups that looked like she could use them as a pool.
She placed her hands on each of the cups rim and said, "I conceived my children in these cups."
"How?!" Her friends all exclaimed in weird synchronization.
"Well, first, Grant had to save up for 2 weeks. Then he filled the cup with his..."
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-1 stomach turning explanation later-
"...And that's how my demi-pixies were born." Aine finished
"...that's disgusting." Alice said looking nauseous.
"It's the only way for me to bear bairns that size." Said sipping her scotch from her tiny teacup.
"You, can bear children other ways?"Janet asked
"Yep..."
Aine explained the 3 other different ways in which pixies can generate offspring.
"That's even more confusing!" Jerome tsukkkomied.
"What do ya want? I'm nae human so 3 of the the four ways I have kids are bound to confuse you." Aine tsukkkomied his Tsukkomi.
"...you have a point." Jerome admitted.
"Of course I do." Aine said making the keg dissappear and putting the chalice and goblet away with a wave of her hand right before Niles walked into the kitchen.
Niles focused on Alice and launched himself at her with a cry of, " Auntie Alice!" Alice caught him and was knocked out of her chair. Alice was long used to this treatment from children, for you see children loved Alice and she loved children . It was a little heartbreaking she'd never be able to conceive any of her own.
Aine looked at Alice in concern for a moment, feeling Alice's great joy and buried sadness. "So anyway let me, tell you how I met my husband. "You know that Antique shop on West and 5th?"
"Yeah," Jerome said looking wistfully at Alice and Niles.
"Well the bottle I was trapped for 150 years in ended up there 6 years ago and he bought it right whenow the clerk put it on the shelf. He thought it would make a nice vase and took off the cap. Finally after 150 years I was free! So I exploded out of the bottle and asked Grant his wish." Alice explained.
"What was it?" Stacie asked.
"I''ve got no goodly idea. He hasn'the made it yet." Aine looked at her friends who had their mouths open in shock. "Close your mouths! I don'the wanna see your cavities! "
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-2 hours later.-
Aine was sitting under a desk lamp and explaining just what had happened to Stacie's ex.
"...And so I dropped that piece of trash into the worse of the Fae realms. I dropped him into Faerie! " Aine said being overly dramatic. "And I would do It again, see! I could nae and would nae stand by and watch the scum get away with it! He made her suffer too long! He tried to to come after Janet too! " She thrust he wrists forward and said, "So arrest me officers! I love my friend Stacie, and could nae bear her suffering any longer!" She pounded her chest with her left fist. " And when that abusive scum tried to threaten her and Jane's families, he needed to be gone where no one would find him!" She then pointed dramatically forward. "If you could, you would have done the same!" Aine then sat on her knees and put the back of her right hand on her forehead. "So, throw the book at me, coppers! I did it! I'm guilty! I confess! " She then stood and looked resolutely forward. "And I would do it again ya ken? I would do it again! For any of my friends, I would do it again!"
Her friends clapped at her outstanding performance.
Alice looked at the desk lamp, the digital camera, and the Aine. "I understand what happened to Stacie's parasite. But was that performance really neccesary?" Alice asked.
"Aye, it was." Aine said like it was obvious.
Jerome looked at his watch "Oh, crap! It's time to pick up the kids!"
Alice volunteered "I'll go."
"I'll drive you." Jerome said taking out his keys and heading out the door.
Aine hovered over Alice's ear and whispered "When you get back I need to talk to you. As a fertility fae I may have a solution."
"Really?!"
"Aye, now go." Aine said pushing her out the door
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A/n: There we go Chapter 3 expanded and corrected. Next chapter Alice does Aine a solid. The Solicitors don'the come here any more! And then, "Hey Grant, how come we've never seen your wife?"