A participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge, Fall 2023! What's a Soul to do? Refined into a Pill by a godlike Demonic Immortal and inscribed directly with instructions on how to cultivate to Ascension, chucked into an isolated chamber in some Realm somewhere... All so that he can be consumed later to fuel their cultivation. Worse yet, I'm not even the protagonist of this story, I'm just a doomed cultivation resource! Even if I can cultivate, create a body, reach Immortality, I'll be but an ant to the Demonic Immortal who made me and the other billions of people of Earth into Pills. Did I say worse yet!? Now some disheveled, homely Beast woman who's had about a decade more bad luck than she's had life stumbled into my private chamber and interrupted my cultivation, just before I could start forming a body! And she ate me in the hopes of saving her own skin, despite her crippled cultivation. I hate to be a pill, but I'm not quite ready to be consumed, alright?!? - Xianxia inspired, but no intentional name/culture appropriation - MC is not the Protagonist - No concrete memories of Earth, MC won't be using modern knowledge to 'game the system' (also no System) - Protagonist is NOT a 1.5D anime inspired underage ditz-slut bunny/cat/fox girl! - Support role raising the Protag from weak to strong - Suppressed and abused minority to position of power - Moral dilemmas! - Identity crises! - Puns and snark! - Probably no romance! - The distinct possibility that my 300% overscheduled life will sideswipe me into a Hiatus!