Welcome to the fUTuRe, where God, Lord, Lorde becomes a Brat.

Welcome to the fUTuRe, where the pharmaceutical industry’s leading product is bubblegum pop.

Welcome to the fUTuRe, where [the] PRODUCT is a bubblegum that can pop.

Welcome to the fUTuRe, where the best PRODUCT is OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES.

Welcome to the fUTuRe, where OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES ’s street name is Ermine and its creator, SOPHIE, is known only as Lady. As for Mona Lisa: Welcome to the fUTuRe, where Mona Lisa is drowned in Lemonade. The corpse that floats up is Renaissance. Welcome to [the] Renaissance.

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Welcome to the fUTuRe, where [the] Renaissance is a period where

1. SZA got CTRL of SOS. No ship has drowned since.

2. The Record became the record. No one asked ‘the record for what?’

3. Atlas With a Hammer births ambient rage.

4. Guts stops being Berserk. Keeps the power when going pop. Power pop.

5. [A] Fountain Baby is pumped into the world to great fanfare.

6. Desire becomes you, if you desire it.

7. Clowncore became the princess of pop.

8. Short n’ Sweet does pop. Its bubblegum sweet and as for short: Welcome to the fUTuRe, where WhackWorld is voted “The Greatest 15 Minutes Of Fame.”

9. NewJeans x Fleabag becomes the world’s most valuable luxury brand.

10. [A] Brat makes the world smile. Its all grin green.