“Prroot … Pfuiif… Ooorgh, yeaaaahh…” the young queen exhaled, as her farts let a few pieces of shit out of her smelly ass.
The last motes of venom ebbed away when her harvest ended.
Pushing the last bit of energy towards the merman, she spat out, “Finally done!”
She then wriggled her shit-covered ass away from her latest dump, and glanced back at the merman. “You know what to do, babe, and good news, it’s the last time!” she giggled expectantly as she lied prone a few feet away, her fingers trying to rub her throbbing headache.
Kamealoha sighed, producing some wipers out of his bracelet, collecting her shit that he threw inside a gray box where all her previous dump rested.
He then went and cleaned Lyshisha’s perky ass and butthole. “By the ten abyss, if my boyfriend knew that I was cleaning the buttocks of someone else, he’ll fried me overlooking the Kokoh beach…” Kame said with a headshake.
The Crown Princess laughed. “A Royal Ass, commoner, A Royal Ass! So what? You’re an awesome ass-cleaner and he never enjoyed it?”
“No, and that’s why I’d like to keep that between us, if Your Royal Highness would agree?”
“Hee-hee-hee … understood. It’ll be our very little secr-Ha!” she said, her haunches jolting as he smacked the swell of her right ass.
“Your Royal Highness, I’ve the pleasure to report that The Royal Buttocks are perfumed and clean just like you asked! I trust that you’ll be able to handle your shit from now on without my influence,” she heard him say with a chuckle.
“Yes, my temporary servant, I’ll already miss your webbed hands working out the contours of my asshole, maybe I’ll talk with your man so we can share your ass-wiping abilities!” she laughed, as she took on a reclining pose, staring at the afternoon sky.
“Fat chance, since I’ll never let you guys meet! I’m gonna stabilize my cultivation, and you should do the same instead of trying to convince my love of a service he’ll never ought to think!” Kame replied, as he put the box back inside his bracelet, then began to meditate.
Yes! Her cultivation! Her receding headache only let her prioritize her shitting abilities rather than the strength she gained over the past two days.
So what was her level, now?
[Cultivation level: 27] ~Personal Information~ [Next level: 27%]
[First Name: Lyshisha] VITALITY :{100%} [Species : Human ]
[Middle Name(s): Ngwi, Asong] MANA : {100%} [Surname: Duala]
[Sex: Female] STAMINA :{100%} [Cultivation status: Junior (2) Stars]
[Height: 6.3 ft] [Body Weight: 190 lbs]
[Skeletal Age: 27 (Born: April 30th 2175)] [Blood Type: O+]
[Bone Frame: 9th Grade] [Epithet/Title: Duala’s Empire Crown Princess, Dibano Kingdom’s Queen]
~Status~
Normal [Jiu Tian Sect Outer-Court Disciple]
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Holy shit!
She shot from Foundation rank all the way to the Junior 2-star rank, making her now average among the outer sect!
That’s an increase of five ranks!
How many people in history could boast having received such sizable boost in a few days?
But there was more.
As she inspected her body, she realized that not only has her stomach churning and burning headaches reduced in intensity—preventing her from fainting like earlier this morning—but twenty-one of her broken meridians were healed, giving her a total of sixty functioning ones!
She also estimated that her fifty percent overcharged meridians were reduced by about five percent!
Even her defective energy channels recovered a bit!
She could feel the soaring might throbbing from her skin, to her sinews, itching to be released on her enemies!
Furthermore, the bottleneck that halted her progression in her matter cultivation loosened significantly! She would now be able to break past the middle phase of the 15th tier by resuming the mental training that she discarded a year and a half ago!
And lastly, despite her broken core, she could now hold a bit more mana inside her, but with more efficiency!
She really got a lot of benefits this time!
She then turned towards the merman.
How strong was he, now?
[Cultivation level: 8] ~Personal Information~ [Next level: 88%]
[First Name: Kamealoha] VITALITY :{100%} [Species : Merfolk]
[Middle Name(s):‘Ano’ipua] MANA : {100%} [Surname: Oliana]
[Sex: Male] STAMINA :{100%} [Cultivation status: Traveler (3) Stars]
[Height: 5.8 ft] [Body Weight: 189 lbs]
[Skeletal Age: 23 (Born: May 23rd 2179)] [Blood Type: AB-]
[Bone Frame: 5th Grade] [Epithet/Title: None]
~Status~
Normal [Jiu Tian Sect Outer-Court Disciple]
Holy crap!
He went from Junior to Traveler!
An increase by four ranks!
The dude could easily become an Inner Court Disciple based on his cultivation alone!
She went from the history books to a footnote in a dusty textbook!
He clearly was the guy who earned the most out of that deal!
Lyshisha pouted.
She should have forced him to keep cleaning her ass for a year at least to pay for what he got! More, he should’ve washed her body, period!
And maybe spoon-feed her!
Aaargh! She got duped by her kindness and regal generosity!
This is insane…
However, the mana within her was restless, so she sat up, cross legging as she stabilized her cultivation as well…
*
Less than three hours later, Lyshisha’s eyes sprang open under the eve of sunset.
Her cultivation was finally stabilized.
“Oooh, Your Royal Highness made this puny and untalented commoner wait for sooooo long. What gives?” Kame said with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
“It gives that we can now check what this elder had on his holding bracelet, slowpoke!” She deflected with a triumphant grin of her own as her finger pointed towards the corpse.
Her statement startled the merman.
Would they now be looting his corpse, now?
He voiced his concerns, to which she replied, “Well, he’s dead, and this situation’s pretty fishy if you think about it. Fortunately for you, I’m here, and I do have diplomatic immunity as a foreign official, and I’m certainly not gonna lose it over an insignificant corpse in the long-term…”
Kame raised an eyebrow. “Insignificant corpse? Really?” he said with a tinge of annoyance.
How could she be slandering a corpse she gained plenty of benefits from?
She rolled her eyes. “Of course I did not mean it that way. What I meant was his position between the Zhònghuà Empire and mine isn’t large enough to create trouble for us in the short or long term, OK? I’ll always be grateful for this elder since he provided us with this fortunate encounter, in fact, I want to check his belongings to confirm something that bugged me these past few days,” she said, making her way towards the mana-free elder.
Clearly, the loss of mana further emaciated his flesh, as a scent of decay slowly seeped from his remains.
After finding nothing inside his bloodily tattered robes, she checked out his ruby bracelet. Luckily, the elder didn’t apply a post-mortem protection on it as she managed to see what he stored within.
Disinterested by his belongings, she was instead intrigued by the sole thing standing out of the ordinary, an artifact that she retrieved from it.
It took the shape of a limbless serpentine four-eyed black dragon with a piercing glare and a head full of golden scales chiseled so well she could feel them. “What the hell is this thing?” she said with a frown as she lazily twirled the object around.
Was that the reason of his death? Seriously? That thing?
A frightened gasp flew to her ears.
The merman body shook, his eyes quavering in their wake. “You-Your Royal Highness, this thing is the Zhònghuà Empire sacred artifact, lost for decades!” he stammered.
His words blew her mind.
What the fuck?