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Chapter 5: In Deep Sh... Dungeon (Part 2)

Chapter 5: In Deep Sh... Dungeon (Part 2)

The slime reformed itself and curiously looked at the walls around it

As a monster the dungeon born will ignore you unless you are prey to their race or you attack them.

Neat.

At least I won't have to fight.

So what do I do? Explore? Or leave?

Wait... how do I leave anyway?

I doubt I can get out the way I got in as my skills are on cooldown...

WAIT, with such cooldowns aren't I practically screwed?

Next evolution i'm definitely not staying down this line.

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Maybe a King slime?

Why not a Queen slime?

FUCK OFF YOU DISEMBODIED PRICK!

Fine, fine don't get your panties in a twist~

Wait... are you a girl?

I'M A PERFECT MAN YOU SHITTY PINK BASTARD.

Don't get your panties in a twist I mocked.

Ugghhh.

Pissing you off cheers me up you should know.

Hey Guys What Did I Miss?

FUCK OFF, I feel mad enough with one voice in my head let alone two.

Three actually.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

The slime self exploded out of frustration and laid down in a puddle patheticly.

......

You can fuck yourself too nararator...

And you spelled pathetically wrong.

The slime like the prick it was started cursing all the good things about the world.

You are pathetic.

Stop crossing my words out.

End of chapter.

(Hey Garry tell Rob he needs to fix the fourth wall again.)

Are you on the phone?

END OF CHAPTER.

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