''FUCK MY LIFE!''

Well i'm sure you are wondering why i'm screaming so... distantly, so let me tell you.

When i made the retarded brilliant idea to use Rainbow bullshit Blitz I hit the ground hard enough to be sent 2 miles under before stopping.

Normally this wouldn't be a problem of course.

But using mana sense I detect a massive load of mana emanating from something eta 2 seconds bellow me.

There are two things it could be and both are bad

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1. A Giant Subterranean Monster (Atleast E+)

Which is obviously bad.

Or 2. A Dungeon with at least ten floors.

Why is this one bad?

Dungeon's floors each have a boss.

Floor 1-3 is H-ranked

Floor 4-6 is G-ranked

Floor 7-9 is F-ranked

Floor 10-12 is E-ranked

They are -,=,+ respectively

So floor 10 has an E minus-ranked monster

I'm only an F+

And 10 floors is only the minimum.

Oh, I just realised that evolution massively boosted my intelligence.

Well... BRACE FOR IMPACT!

Boom*

That my friends was what it sounds like when corrosive goo hits a magical stone wall at 1 mile a second.

Fuck my life.