Sorting through the bag of weapons they found two AR-15, two 9mm handguns, 2 tactical vets, three grenades, one Berretta 50cal sniper, one killing 3000, four 9mm and 50cal magazines and 12 boxes of ammo for the AR-15s. Suiting up like commandos they knew they were up to snuff to battle reptilian leaders. Leaping from car to car over the wastes of minion frogs they fire shots at incoming frog overlords, whose scaly skin and sheer 10ft height make them a worthy opponent to behold. Before they bid farewell to the commander, Lincoln told him the secret: “EAT THE FROGS.”
On their way there Lincoln did not forget to collect the frog meat. Now it’s way more convenient since he could either cook it with his light as a powerful radiation or have Ray to barbecue it. According to Ray’s game terminology, the frog meat serves as both the mana potion, health potion and skill points and it will certainly help them when they face the final boss. They tried to give out those to other people but it seems like it will only regain their health but not gaining them any special powers, but it’s still very valuable at the moment. Quickly depositing these into Lincoln's supply bag they never ceased to stop firing shots at the frog overlords. Arriving close enough Ray decapitates several of them using his weapon of choice - the killing 3000 - a most magnificent modern invention of weaponry by the greatest mechanical minds of asia.
Finally arriving near Bakingham palace they take refuge in a nearby house, gathering up dead potatoes off the couch they realised their mutant power is draining “It's time to fry the frogs again, lots of them” Says Lincoln in the most serious tone, having a look of determination and hunger in his eyes.
Lincoln and Ray went to the kitchen and soon found oil and salt and pepper and fried them up quickly, and put ketchup and barbecue sauce over them. They both knew the clock was ticking but it wouldn’t take too long to do those anyway and they deserved some treats for the long battles. They soon devoured as much as they could and while Ray packed them into the bag Lincoln quickly swallowed 2 spoons of vanilla ice cream. It’s the best with fried food.
“The power of the frog” continues Ray “is giving me so many experience points to level up, just look at these muscles! They're growing!”. Lincoln, meanwhile, is not delusional and understands that there is no such thing as experience points in real life, gives Ray a slap and says “Let’s focus on reality here. We gotta be careful because there is no respawning on this one, this is the big boss fight, the military hasn't even been able to get this far, so stay focused and let's blow this reptilian up back to where it came from: putrid slime”. They proceed under the cover of night, scaling fences and walls into a guest house on the edge of the gated palace property, Lincoln with sniper in hand they scope out and mentally note the targets seen on the property. But as the red dots of the guns hit the floor some cats suddenly appeared from nowhere and started to chase the red dots around and the human-sized toad guards immediately noticed that something was off.
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“Ugh I was going to shoot them from a distance one by one, now there are cats involved. That's cheating, this kind of thing definitely will not be in the video game, nobody wants to kill those cute cats.” Ray said to Lincoln. “Watch this” said Lincoln, and he then shot through the window to the palace kitchen, hitting the propane tank on the propane powered fridge and it immediately exploded sending a rain of fish across the field. The cats quickly took notice and ran to feed, perfectly keeping safe from the incoming crossfire. Taking down frogs one by one they cleared the area, and Ray, grabbing two metal poles, had run to the palace entranceway jumping 10 feet in the air, throwing the metal poles impaling four toad guards in the windows.
As they proceeded, they finally got to a secret room and the elite reptilian was already waiting for them in the room without looking surprised at all. Behind him there were about 50 huge monitors, most of them showing the footage of surveillance cameras all around the palace and two of them showing Lincoln and Ray’s detailed profile about everything. “Welcome my friends, welcome, now you’ll both become the most powerful and most glorious members of the secret society of reptilian warriors and you’ve earned the honour to take over the world with us.” As Lincoln is about to go on ranting against it Ray steps up and kneels to the reptilian leaving Lincoln in a most furious disposition. Lincoln shouts “Ray, you power hungry idiot” and takes the killing 3000, jumps 40 feet into the air, and plunges it deep into the reptilian's heart. “Ahhhh, you’ll never win against us” shouts the reptilian in pain.
“Ahhhh Lincoln what have you done???” Ray exclaimed in anger as the reptilian vanished into a lump of putrid slime and all the monitors shutted down and cracked, “why did you skip the cutscene and don’t you see we’re about to get a very rare hidden character class with this final boss?”
“You really should stop playing video games,” Lincoln stared at Ray for quite some seconds and gave him a big slap, “this is the reality you stupid idiot, just eat some more frog legs and we’re getting out of here.” and before they can make their escape a reptilian mothership removes the entire roof of the palace with its anti-gravity beam and several elite reptilian paratroopers drop down on all sides with energy swords. Ray immediately starts throwing grenades and Lincoln starts shooting them down quickly with ease wondering “who brings swords to a gunfight anyway?”. The team victoriously triumphs against the reptilian leaders, hijacking the mothership and launching the “project amphibian” reversal chemtrail system, saving the world from rampant killer frog oblivion.
“Hah, now let’s take a vacation and go do some space travel, you can’t buy this kind of high-tech stuff from the supermarket… let’s see, oh, let’s go to the kitty’s planet, 3, 2, 1, 0… I hope they like frog meat.” Lincoln pressed the button and they started to travel to the universe, but before they even got out of the aerosphere suddenly there’s a warning alarm and on the screen the AI robot showed up, knowing that they speak english, the AI said to them: “hello there humans, nice to meet you… anyway, long story short, we don’t have enough fuel because well, obviously you didn’t charge it, and the ship is going to stop and crash onto the earth surface in 10 seconds, I mean 8, oh now 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…”
The mothership fell into the atlantic ocean causing a big explosion but fortunately there was no civilization around. People will remember their heroes in their heart for generations. THE END.