Soon even the TV signals were cut off, and he knew the moment had arrived that all the couch potatoes had to die, but he was certainly not one of those. He quickly rushed out from his bedroom, and ran all the way… to the kitchen and opened the fridge, got out the leftover fried frogs and heated them up with a microwave before the precious electricity was gone. Then he picked up a butcher’s chopper and the steel wok- there we go, weapon and armour. Standing in the front hallway, waiting for the frogpocalypse to burst through the door, he munched on those hot fried frogs with a fury. An hour passed, the electricity went out, two hours passed, he could hear the clamouring of frogs at the door, three hours and he could feel an intense tingling in his veins…. He could see himself in the mirror that hung by the front door transforming into an ugly purple version of himself, recognizing that from his dream he exclaimed “My dream was real?! I am a frog smashing hero!”

So whatever chemicals in the water that turned the frogs gay were also turning them into some super gene-modifying magic delicious meals, this interesting finding amused Lincoln because who would have thought that? But he can’t just defeat everything by himself, he needs alliance, so he soon jumped in his Lincoln car and rushed to his little brother Ray that lived nearby who was a professional online gamer- Lincoln seriously hoped that Ray wouldn’t be trying to commit suicide when the electricity went off. He ran through endless frogs and finally got there, and he smashed the door with only one punch and as soon as he found his little brother sitting on the floor he stuffed the fried frog legs into his mouth: “Shut up and eat it.”

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Before Ray even realised what questions to ask his brother he was already transforming into a bigger, more powerful mutant hero, and to Lincoln's astonishment. They then both quickly understood their mission, Ray played games like this, he knew what to do, he rapidly went from a sobbing mess on the floor to being like a determined gamer on the final quest. Bursting through the brick wall of the 13th floor they jumped to the rooftop of a nearby hospital infested with human-sized, man-eating frogs, dropkicking several of them on arrival and thinking “We need to liberate these folks from this amphibian legion”. Dashing from side-to-side squishing the invaders they reached a room full of stranded refugees, then they, in fear of these two mutants, throwing books at the duo, exclaimed confusedly “Ah! They have humanoid leaders!”, and not caring whatsoever the two mutant heroes picked up the refugees and stealthily ran to the military across the street dropping them off and quickly ran away to fight more frog invaders.

Soon they also started to feel their magical powers- Lincoln had the power of light and Ray the power of fire. When they threw more refugees into the shelter one of the military commanders stopped them, handed them a whole bag of different weapons and said: “I don’t know how you have this kind of magic power but hey seems like you two can help us out. Now you lack efficiency without good weapons so take those good stuffs, and here’s your mission- please go through all these and get to the origin of this chaos, a reptilian now controlling all these in the BakingHam’s Palace, as long as you kill that thing all this should be over. ”