You what's weird?

...No? Well neither do I.

...Excluding the fact I am being reincarnated. I mean, “weird” probably isn’t the best word to describe it.

ITS FUCKING INSANE THAT’S WHAT!

Reincarnation shouldn’t even be physicly possible, but whoopty fucking do! Who ever had the idea of a promise land or a so called “Heaven,” I hope you stub your toe on every doorstep you come across. Honestly, I would be a bit more fine with reincarnating if wasn’t for one fact.

I HAVEN’T DIED! ISN’T REINCARNATION SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AFTER DEATH?! COME ON DAMMIT, WHAT THE HELL. HAS HELL FROZEN OVER!? HAS THE WORLD ENDED?! I DON’T KNOW DAMMIT.

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Oh wait, I’m guessing you have no idea why I’m ranting. Lucky for you, I do! It’s simple really…. I’m in a dark void, with a wall of text explaining that I am reincarnating.

Hell, It even says that I haven’t been drugged, and I’ll never return to my previous life.

Ever.

Again.

Like, that’s all folks and such.

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WHAT’S TAKING SO FUCKING LONG!? I been in this endless void for what feels like HOURS! HOURS I SAY.

At least I have a wall of text to read over and over and over and over and over and… You get the point I assume….

Two hundred fifty three… Two hundred fifty four… Two hundred fifffffftyy….. Wait, I think I see something. On the bottom right of the great wall of text… It’s a box, with the two words “I accept.”

What.

WHAT.

So, I’ve been waiting for hours….

And I managed to not see that….

After HUNDREDS OF REREADS…!

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I would go cry in a corner, but I don’t have a body. Nor are there any corners in this void….

There goes a chunk of my sanity. Not like I needed it.

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Well, only one thing to do. Accept it. I could try and be rebellious and not do it….. But that’s boring as hell! I doubt I’m even in a space effect by time anyway, so waiting will just be worthless.

So, fuck it.

I accept.

….This is gonna suck, isn’t it?