This sucks, a lot. I just reincarnated and I’m sore as all hell! Even after attempting several times, I can’t even move my own body!
…
I should wait and see what happens. Not like I have a choice.
(Few minutes later)
...I think I can feel something. I think it's gras-HOLY MOLY IT’S COLD. I jerk up and open my eye to find myself in the middle of a forest. But apparently jerking up wasn't the best of ideas. Since now I feel extremely dizzy and I’m falling right back down. I should probably get up slower next time.
Getting up, slowly this time. I see that I’m in a forest, so I can conclude that I am probably screwed. Hopefully due to dumb luck I stumble across a path or civilization. But, before that, I need to check on what condition my body is in. I look down to see my legs, which I find to be completely bare. As well as… Where is it?
I quickly put my hands where it used to be. Nothing. Nothing at all.
“It’s gone…” a cutesy voice says. I’m pretty sure it was ME that said that, not whoever just did. I’ll even make sure. “Ahhh, testing one two three.” ...Does this mean what I think it does?
“Well, fuck,” I exclame. Well apparently I’m most likely a girl now, a little girl in particular. I know used to be a guy… Damn… What kind of torture is this..? Or is even torture in the first place?
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Time to question my existence!
...I think I’ve come to terms with this… Sorta.
Well, now that that’s over with, I can figure out how to get out of this forest. Yay, I’m so excited for walking possible miles. In a body that is extremely weak. So yeah. Fun.
(Two hours of walking later)
...My legs, my poor, poor legs. They hurt so much..! I know I’ve never used them before in this body but it still hurts like hell! Why couldn’t I be left in an area near civilization?! Come on!
Hopefully I’m at least close… I’m most likely walking in circles. What in the world..? This feels weird, I feel like I going I’m somewhere unconsciously....
(30 minutes later)
Annnnnnnd the feeling’s gone, where am I? Oh, look at that, it’s a grove. Really? Not civilization, instead a grove? I’ll explore it just because I have nothing better to do. Lets see here… Walking through the grove, I find a pedestal. It even has a sword placed in it! Reminds me of the master sword quite a bit.
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I feel like I should pull it out. It almost feels like it wants my to. I walk up onto the cold pedestal with my bare feet, and put my hands on the sword. Which, is about the same height as me.
“Here goes nothing,” I pull the sword. Turns out trying to pull from the handle won’t work. Next time I’ll try the cross guard. Now I pull on the cross guard. I slowly manage to get the sword out inch by inch. I just barely get the sword out. Man I’m lucky, if it had been any longer I might have had to grab the blade.
But, now that I have it, I’ve discovered swords are REALLY fucking heavy. I’ll have to set it down right away. So, I immediately drop the sword.
-CLANG-
OH SHIT WHAT’S HAPP-.... Oh, it’s just the sword, thank goodness…. This moment shall never be mentioned ever again. Ever! At least I didn’t scream, that would be…. Bad… For me. Well, not really, no one is around anyway.
...Well, now what am I supposed to do? The sword is way too heavy for my small self to pick it up. Out of nowhere, the handle of the sword starts glowing for some odd reason. Maybe I should grab it now. I wrap my hands around the handle, and now the blade starts to glow.
Do I have too grab the blade next!? And now its glowing brighter! What the fuck is happening!? I can barely see because of the light. Now I’m… Feeling a bit tired… My consciousness… Fading...