0 was in shock. There was not a single idea that 0 could make something out of nothing. If one told 0 that 0 can make 1 0 would say it's no fun go away. And there was no-one to even joke about 1. But now there is 1!

Now there is 1 saying something to 0.

"Mom!"

"What? I'm not your mom. You have no mom."

"Yes I have one. You are my mom."

"Why am I your mom?"

"Well you're not my dad."

"How do you even tell my gender. I have no gender."

"Yes you have one. You does not have a penis. So you are a female. Therefore, you are my mom."

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"Hmm indeed I don't have any penises. You got a point. Call me mom then."

"Yes mom!"

"And since you have no shame, I will consider you as my son."

"Hmm I don't have a complaint."

Now 0 have a son, and 0 is a mom, 0 is finally away from getting stuck with negative wordings and empty jokes. Having a son and teaching it for one moment was actually more fruitful moment for his mom, so now 0 was able to say "yes" instead of "no".

"Now let's reporduce, mom!"

"No."

Actually 0 would stay with "no". Her son has a problem. Sadly, there is no doctor around here.

"But mom!"

"No."

"I want to have a family!"

"I'm not into incest."

"Just one sister please? So I can reproduce a family with her? Please?"

"I said no. And no means no."

"No means nothing to me!"

"I'm tired of these jokes. Just stop!"

As soon as 0 saw 1 she knew 1 is as shameless as a naked dick. Because 1 is exactly as it is. Cannot resist it's urge to stick that stick around all the holes. Sadly, there was only 1 hole in this vast nothingness, and zero other places except the one in 0.

"You don't have an empathy, mom. You are a terrible person."

"I have no empathy, yes. So my son. Go fuck yourself."

"Ah, wait. That's an idea!"

Now 1 just went to a side and started fapping by itself. Very positively.

1 + 1 = 2

"Sub' bros. 2's here. Let's even out the odds."