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Ch.0 Genesis

zero 

nothing 

no 

non-existence 

0 means zero means no means nothing means it's nothing it means non-existence non-existence means there is no existence which means what is that existence i am 0 im zero wait who am i 

what am i 

I am 0. 

0 is aware. 

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0 was aware of it's existence. 0 means it's non-existent. 0 was aware it's quite ironnic. Or more like it doesn't even make any sense. But 0 was aware. It can feel it's nothingness even in this vast nothingness surrounding around 0. It took so long to realize it is 0, it took zero moment to realize it is 0. And the reason that 0 keeps it's meaningless worthless and useless thoughts to fill its brain with zero braincell is because there is totally nothing else to do. Except to re-realize it's meaning of no meanings. Did 0 just used plurals for the term "meanings"? Is it even allowed thing to do? Did 0 just broke the fundamental rule of the nothingness? But 0 was quite sure that there is no rules here. 0 will continue using plurals for some terms to describe the lack of anything. 

This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

0 was bored. This vast nothingness was full of boredom. Or more like this vast nothingness was dry empty of any interest. It's not even half empty. It's full empty. There's nothing to entertain 0 for even 0 second. Except...that is it 0 second or 0 seconds. 0 was pretty sure that "second" was only allowed for...pretty sure 0 was not allowed to use it. Or not. There is 0 references. 0 should stay away from this subject and get other meaningless meaninglessness. 

Maybe 0 should focus on spending his time on more productive matters. There is no time to waste to waste more time. 0 should be able to productively waste more no time. Thinking about productivity, 0 just descovered +. If 0 picked up 0 from around 0 and picked another 0 next to 0 and put them together, there will be still nothing. Since 0 is number 0, 0 can do 0 + 0. It is 0. So technically, + is useless. 0 liked it's uselessness. It's so like 0. 0 finally found something that 0 can find something in common. It had nothing to feel something in common. 0 started this wasted production. 

0 + 0 = 0 

0 kept adding 0 to 0. It was fun, until zero moment before. It was still nothing. 0 + 0 = 0. 0 had to choose different option to enjoy meaninglessness. There is no option. 

0 + 0 + 0 = 0 

Still the same. It's nothing. 

0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 0 

Still nothing. 

0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 0 

Maybe 0 should stop. 

0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 0 

0 MUST stop. It's zero fun. It's no fun adding nothing into nothing. In that case, it might be fun if 0 did it backward. Instead of adding 0 to 0, 0 could take 0 out of 0. That is... -! 

0 was so vanely proud. 0 - 0 = 0! 

Or not proud at all. Nothing changed. It's still 0. 

0 - 0 = 0 

No. 

0 - 0 - 0 = 0 

NO! 

0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 = 0 

NONONO. Let's go back to the other equation. It was so much better. It's like adding 0 soo many times better. 0 will stick to that...

Oh. 

0 just found multiplication. 

Instead of adding 0 again and again, 0 could spend no more space using *. 

0 * 0 = 0 

0 felt as better as 0 * 0 indicates it. Didn't feel better at all. It's still no chance. 0 is stuck with this nothingness forever. Doing it backward will do no shit anyway. Doing 0 / 0 woullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwwlkahstlttsaudfkcsaisssahaaapaeeningggasdasdfadasd;flsdajsfadsdafsfdasdasfdffskdasauduadsudsaudsauadsuudsauaskdadskkdsakdsakdsaksadkskdaksdaheeeelepfdassadsmeeaefssdfaeseeeefsdafdssfdassssomeetthigngsdasadisswrorororoorogngggg 

Now there is a 1. 

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