Samian Green's life must be a cosmic joke. A 23-year-old college dropout, he's feeling like he's reached the end of his rope. No job prospects, no future, and no hope. But when a mysterious entity forces him to become a god, Sam's life takes a turn for the surreal. Now he must weave his way through a hidden world of cosmic powers, secret empires, and lovecraftian horrors, all while trying to find his own identity. Who is INTELLECT? What is the Samian Empire really after? And what is the price of godhood? Find out in this tale of a wish fulfillment gone wrong.TLDR: Wish fulfillment, meet consequences.