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To Have Eyes But Fail To Recognize Mount Tai

To Have Eyes But Fail To Recognize Mount Tai

There is perhaps no man that knows the true expanse of the world for the world is just too vast. There lie worlds beyond worlds, skies above skies, seas beyond seas. There exists the greater thousand worlds, the lesser million worlds, and the infinite stars in the great beyond.

And just as one world may stand over another, as the greater thousand may tower above the lesser million as the lesser million too stand above the innumerable billions there are men among men who walk this earth who stand above all others.

These men are known by many names: Immortals, Celestials, Gods, Devils, Demons, Saints among many other things. But no matter what you may choose to call them, no matter which path they take, they all inevitably have one thing in common.

No matter who they are, no matter how strong, how powerful they may be, it doesn’t matter how influential they are, or how many people stand behind them, no matter how beautiful, young, and pristine they may be, whether they are man or woman, as long as they stand before the one true pinnacle existence... the MC they too are nothing but cannon fodder.

And here in the one of the lowest realms, a realm unfit to even look upon the lesser million worlds towering above them let alone the greater thousand worlds, in a world split into four regions, in a world filled with a seemingly infinite amount of continents further split into a similarly innumerable amount of provinces was a bustling city, an immortal city.

It was a city filled with men and women each with enough power to shake the earth. Every single man or woman had the most pristine and beautiful appearance having already transformed their very appearance. And as if these immortals had some weird aversion to the very earth, these thousands of immortals each flew in the air through the most peculiar of means not daring to even touch the ground with their feet.

But as these men and women were going about their day, a golden pillar of light suddenly shot into the air as a man entered through the main city gate. He slowly took the sight of the city in and to everyone’s surprise, he walked into the city using his two feet!

He took one step and then a second step, and then a third!

It was unbelievable, to think there was such a brave and handsome man. All the men who look at his sweet succulent ass couldn’t help but fall into a daze and all the women couldn't help but fall in love at first sight.

But as one woman was about to approach this handsome young man she found that her body was paralyzed. She instantly panicked, but to her surprise she not only found that she couldn’t move her body, but even her heavenly energy was seemingly frozen in place.

However, as her eyes followed this young man she realized that all the other woman seemed to be experiencing something similar. That’s when suddenly, an incomparably beautiful women appeared next to the young man fanning out to his sides.

And as if the chains restraining these women were cut in two, they were all set free from this inexplicable bind. At first, they felt conflicted, perhaps it was these women before them that had just cast a spell on them, but they quickly shrugged that thought.

As their eyes fell on the women beside this young man they understood what happened. It was fate!

Yes, this man was undoubtedly no ordinary man. Men and women alike indiscriminately found themselves attracted to this young man through some twist of fate, and at the same time, some invincible force stopped all these women in their track.

As for the men, however, they were left to their own discretion. The sudden burst of heat in their body, not knowing what to feel about this sudden sexual attraction to someone of the same gender caused them to grow...let’s say a little aggravated.

They would one after another approach this young man in an attempt to sort out their feelings, but as they themselves didn’t understand their feelings their sexual attraction would soon be translated into aggression.

But before a single man could make a move, this young man, blessed by the very heavens themselves, born under a star of fate...tripped.

Yes, unlike the countless immortals who chose to fly, this young man wished to stand above all with his own two feet. But as he was enjoying the attention and the women by his side, his own negligence led to his own demise!

In this country, no man was his equal. His cultivation allowed him to surmount several levels and event beat those a whole realm above his own. And despite his young age he managed to cultivate to a level only those who have trained for an eternity could reach.

But this caused him to grow arrogant. And as he raised his foot, and put it down on the ground, he tripped!

Yes, a fatal mistake in this young man of fate’s once perfect career. The one blemish on his near unbeaten record.

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As the young man fell to the ground countless memories flashed before his eyes, to him who could travel at the speed of sound it was all too slow. Perhaps at the time, he could have teleported, perhaps he could have flown into the air, perhaps he could have done anything but allow it to happen.

But to him, this was a sign of defeat! Instead, this young man closed his eyes willing to accept his one and only defeat. But as nanosecond after nanosecond passed as he waited for the finishing blow, nothing happened.

This young genius couldn’t help but think, “What are you waiting for! Finish me!”

But the reprieve he was waiting for never came. And after a whole second, he finally fell to the ground. The child favored by fate had fallen to the ground!

The woman to his side gasped, but they earnestly waited for him to stand up. However, to their surprise, this young man just laid there.

Some of the women's faces grew pale in fright, and one woman covered her mouth and quietly began to sob, muttering, “No...no…”

Yet, when all seemed to be lost, the young man pushed himself off the ground and began laughing madly, “That was a big mistake…”

The young man glared at the ground, his eyes a beet red tinged with absolute fury. The young man's fist tightened as waves of energy began surging through his body, his hair shifting color turning a bright golden shade while simultaneously growing in volume and hardness.

The young man stamped his feet onto the ground, twisting the dirt under his feet, “Who do you think you are?”

He stomped his foot down again, “You...”

And again, “Are nothing…”

And again, “BUT THE DIRT ON MY FEET!”

The woman behind him began cheering in ecstasy, nothing pleased them more than seeing their beloved rise from the ashes to once more fight on their behalf.

The young man swung his fist down onto the ground shattering the earth beneath his feet and sending shockwaves that decimated the surroundings.

The citizens panicked and immediately cast spell after spell teleporting out of the city. As for the young man's harem they were seemingly unaffected by the shockwaves, as a matter of fact, these shockwaves seemed to send waves of pleasure crashing into their minds as a hint of red covered their faces.

But the young man didn’t have any time to care about this, as he looked at the shattered ground he couldn’t help but praise the dirt, “As expected, you’re not as weak as you look.”

No matter how powerful his one strike might have been, despite having destroyed the surrounding city leaving nothing but a massive crater, it still only gave way to much harder bedrock beneath it.

The young man grinned, “It’s been a long time since I’ve met such a powerful rival.”

He raised his right hand, and suddenly a massive battle axe appeared in his right hand, and as he lowered his left hand a blood red spear appeared in his left hand.

He drew the spear back, and with a shout threw it, “Voidrending spear!”

The spear vanished and instantly appeared on the ground exploding into a massive dust cloud. But before the dust could even set, the young man descended cleaving his giant battle axe, “Giant Demon Gods Demonic Battle Axe!”

But as the axe’s head was about to meet the surface of the ground, he disappeared, yet the ground suddenly erupted once more revealing the young man who was somehow beneath the ground.

The young man's attacks were extremely effective, digging deep into the ground, however, it came at the cost of his very weapons. The young man clicked his tongue, “I guess we’ll have to settle this with our fists!”

The young man descended at lightning's speed, his fists as hard as steel crashed into the ground and exploded with the fiery strength of a volcano finally causing blood to spill forth.

But to the young man's surprise, it was not his enemies, but his own! He grasped his broken hand, and cried out miserably, “YOU BASTARD!”

The young man took out a white talisman ripping it apart teleporting him into the distance. He immediately cast a spell amplifying his voice as he shouted, “Just you wait! Letting me live today will be your biggest mistake! One day I will return, and when I do I’ll kill your whole family!”

And like that the fierce battle between the planet and the chosen child of fate came to a swift conclusion. But in a mere three months, in the distant night sky, the moon exploded!

And from the center of the moon, a figure smaller than a grain of sand from the earth could just barely be seen using a telescope. It was a young man, handsome beyond compare covered in dust.

He smiled as he looked at the earth from the remains of the moon, he said, “I told you I’d be back”

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