Get Isekaied, become a hero, and get taxed for all your hard-earned loot?! Death is a lesser punishment than working retail...almost. Fiona Swiftheart became a hero shortly arriving on the world of Cepalune. Monsters became fashion trends, treasures got put into museums, dragons were beaten to tears...and then she got a bogus tax bill from the King's son, after his father went on a long-term vacation.  Faced with an impossible situation, Fiona vowed to beat this king's dirty tricks her way: by selling her hard-acquired loot, finding tax loopholes, and keep every single copper she could from going into that greedy Kings' hands. The fastest way to do that, meant opening a store and going into business again. But the post adventuring life isn't lacking surprises when her new merchant class comes with powers no one has seen before. Thus begins her mad quest to find normalcy, hobbies and friendship in running a magical item shop with her friends--with drama and zany antics every step of the way! At least retail won't be boring... **February 2025 Update**  Several updates have been rolled out for numerous chapters, for a more cohesive and enjoyable reading experience. The book is SIGNED and will go through to the end! More details TBD. What’re you buying?! * A fantasy slice-of-life story, with a highly detailed and vocal cast. * Feel-good storytelling, with no ‘save the world’ plot. This is a lived-in world that Fiona is a part of, and doesn’t revolve around her. She is a flawed but relatable person as she grows into her role as a competent businesswoman when confronted with reality, and what it takes to push forward. * No math, No LitRPG. Besides taxes. And that math hurts. * Content rating: PG-13. Some swearing, suggestive content, and comedic violence.  Want to join in on the discussion? Join the Discord channel! (Please be respectful)