'Sigh, it was bullshit complete and utter bullshit.' in all the time that it endured its slow and agonizing existence nothing had ever screamed bullshit like this before. So many things for it to complain about first let's spend a moment to curse the ____ that made it. Next on the agenda try to come to terms with what just happened.
Muttering to itself it moved its consciousness down to observed its latest headache as they scrambled down the mountain that blocked off the second zone.
'Don't go down to the second zone you fucks it's not loaded. Fuck I haven't even finished loading up the first area and you're already moving on to the second what the hell you damn bastards do you know how hard this is!!!' It knew its ranting was pointless the little glitches running around below couldn't hear it and you could be damn sure that the creator and the gods wouldn't give a damn about its opinion anyway the ____. Sighing to itself it went back to trying and process data these glitches were a nightmare to process and it was driving it slightly more insane than usual. The problem was they had no real reference points for them they just popped up randomly one day all over the damn place it took a absurd amount of energy to find and gather them all up before depositing them into the tutorial zone. Although it had to admit that all over the place was only within a hundred mile radius of the tutorial zone if anything could be said about the system that its creator made it was its consistency it's terrible stupid consistency.
if it was up to it the glitches would have found themselves inside a volcano then at least it would be able to register them as dead and then let the universe do its job and get rid of them unfortunately all new creations need to go to the tutorial zone to undergo testing and development by the system for around 4 billion years or until the creature in question can reach a viable level of compatibility. Because of this besides the fact that IT was the system it couldn't do anything to stop the glitches from starting the tutorial.
'And here we come to the cruxes of my existence I have been given intelligence, foresight, and logic but I can't fucking use it and have to follow my programing. What was the point of making me intelligent and then robbing me of the ability to use it!!!'
but the glitches the fucking glitches every creature that comes into existence does so by the work or action of a god. This means that every creature has a reference point as the gods make one to help speed up the tutorial process and do to that fact even the few random creatures that appear in the tutorial out of nowhere still have some reference point that the system can recognize but the glitches don't which is complete bullshit! It knew that they were bipedal creatures and most likely minor sentients above animals but below the true masters of this world however the system couldn't recognize them so IT had to spend almost three days trying to convince ITSELF that the creatures IT knew were bipedal minor sentients were actually bipedal minor sentients!
Even thinking about it made its nonexistent head ache and it only got worse although IT would admit that some of it was its own fault the real blame fell on the dumb as a rock system that it was a part of. First it had tried to get the maximum values for the glitches stats to do so it spent some energy to influence their minds simple send a few out and ambush them with cr-157 the large bird like creature had a powerful ambush that did enough health damage to kill 50 endurance creatures which would be the highest that the glitches could be as minor sentients, but unexpectedly the glitches threw off its influence the little fucks and to make it worse after that the system boosted their mind stat to 50 the cheeky fuck. Yet even without its influence they moved out into the forest and it was able to enact its plans it did not go as well as it had hoped while watching them it got a fairly good idea of what their general abilities were, tool making which was annoying since they came with their own tools that it had no info on and the system couldn't recognize them so of course they were ignored with it hated. Next were their pitiful physical abilities they were so low in comparison that it made it feel alittle better with low generalized stats it was able to make a stat block for the glitches although the system still need time for it to actualy get it implemented and that required testing so it started to use energy to form units of cr-157.
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It sighed as it considered the after effects it probably went overboard well probably is not even a good answer it most definitely went overboard. It had never really given up the idea of killing off the glitches and when the glitches were able to survive cr-157's ambush attacks It got more than a little angry.
'It was bullshit as minor sentences 50 is the highest possible value that a stat can reach that means that the natural value of health that one could have is 2500, cr-157 has a strength stat of 50 on an ambush it does an extra 4 times damage striking a fatal vital is another 3 times damage modifier and cr-157 talons carry a absurd weapon bonus of 4.2 times that means from ambush it could hit for 2520 damage the only way for one of the glitches to survive is to have more health or have armor both of which are very unlikely for a minor sentients with put all the work it did gathering data in jeopardy of being discarded the fucks but that wasn't what pushed it over the edge what finally did was when the glitches managed to start killing cr-157's witch should have been impossible their pitiful strength meant that them winning should be impossible and it kept trying to prove it was right. When the whole thing was over it had wasted more than a third of its allocated energy on spamming cr-157's once it had cooled down it realized that the glitches physical strength and speed increased when in danger which made no seance to it why would any creature handicap itself in such a way it also learned that while it was throwing its tantrum the system made it an ability and as the stupid thing was want to do the ability was ridiculous.
sighing as it remembered its own stupidity the system and its 'Administrator' prepared for doing something that it just hated and that was talk to a god.
"Subject: we need to talk
Recipient: moon goddess Wetil
Sender: system Administrator"
"Hey what's up Adam what dose my littlest brother want?" (Wetil)
"Subject: don't patronize me my name is not Adam and I am not your brother!
Recipient: moon goddess Wetil
Sender: system Administrator"
"Oh what ever you're still just mad at the creator for removing your ability to swear at your heavenly family aren't you." (Wetil)
"Subject: stop laughing answer my question!
Recipient: moon goddess Wetil
Sender: system Administrator"
"you haven't asked me one yet Ad Ad." (Wetil)
" ____ DON'T PLAY GAMES YOU KNOW WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU ANSWER ____!!!"
"Hey so you decided to stop talking funny finaly its really annoying you know" (Wetil)
"_____ WHY!"
"Simple I thought they were interesting so I gave them a little help I don't see why your so angry about it the others do this all the time" (Wetil)
"you've never cared before why now." (Administrator)
"I like them." (Wetil)
"____ Fine I don't care anymore I have better things to do then try to understand you fickle creatures!" (Administrator)
"Oh but aren't you a fickle creature too?" (Wetil)
It ignored the gods passing remark damn it hated talking to them, well whatever with a heavy sigh it changed the glitches designation to ms-1-Wetil they could be her problem now the ____! With that I turned it attention towards the second anomaly the anomaly had snuck in with the glitches ... it ment with ms-1-Wetil but as soon as it appeared it disappeared well not really It could still feel them it just couldn't pinpoint their location it kept slipping away avoiding detection it was weird it was almost like the anomaly had done this before?