“Dammit......why tha hell should i be workin’ as a guard.....?”
“well, didn't you kinda prevent a prison escape and rescued the doctors that were taken hostages?”
“i did......”
“hahaha! really now~ if it was not for Miss Rock it would’ve been a disaster! we would make the headlines for at least a week! and that's the least of it~! really, thank you very much.”
“Yeah....but that still doesn’ explain why tha hell should i be workin’ here.....?”
“ahh, well it was ‘cause you sneaked in prison before the incident happened right? just why were you there to begin
with? the kid in that cell is a madman y’know....”
“a-ahahahaha~! well, its a pretty long story...”
“Anyway, didn’t we already tell you its community work? heck, you even get a room in here! you’re pretty lucky actually~this place was pretty full but your timing was so great, as soon as you appeared a room was open for ya!”
“don’ ya mean that ya actually gave me a room of a dead man?! y’know, tha first hostage that died as a warnin’?!”
“ahaha~ well, Paul was a great man! i bet he’s happy in the after life!!”
“My ass! yesterday before goin’ to bed, the lights were goin’ on and off like crazy! not to mention tha creaking sounds.....! don’ ya mean he came back as a Poltergeist you damn warden?!”
“if that's the case, i’ll make sure to contact his wife and daughter and let them know he’s still not in the after life! they can come visit right?”
“ahh! sure sure!!”
“well anyhow, this is actually quite the good position for you y’know?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“huh?! what the hell is up with that smirk and evil eyes?! just what is that ‘this is a good position’ do ya mean you little pervert!” ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
“ahh~ no nothing! i just thought that assigning you to the cell of your ‘lover’ might be a good idea, yeah?” o(-`д´- ｡)
“lover?”
“Yeah, the one that you stalked here. i can tell from first glance, you like danger right? is that why you went ahead and sneaked into The Blood Drenched Child ?”
“Blood drenched child?”
“ohh, you didn’t know? that's what the public calls the kid that did the mass murders, y’know, that red classroom massacre. i thought you knew about the child though?”
“a-ahahaha~ of course i knew about tha incident!! its totally not like i had anything to do with it, alright?!”
“of course you didn’t. ahh, this is between you and me but i heard that they are actually using that as an excuse to finally put in motion a plan they were keeping in hold for a couple years~ i mean, they’re planning on closing all public schools for ‘safety reasons’ and open private schools funded by the president~”
“wait, why would they even do something so pointless?”
“why? you sure ask stupid questions! its because of money, MO-NE-Y!”
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“hmm....is that so....ahh! stop trying to change the subject and get back on topic, what did you mean by that?!”
“hahaha, well, where was i? ahh, yes. how about i assign you to keep a watch on the new guy? since here, every
prisoner has his own guard to keep a leash on 'em"
“ohh? that’s unusual, why’s that?”
“its a new system i implanted in order to put a stop to escapes! anyhow, since you’ll keep watch for that creepy kid, you’ll have my thanks.”
“creepy!? ya bastard......”
“ahh! sorry~sorry! i forgot you have a crush on him~”
“.........”
“anyhow, other guards are kinda afraid of him...i mean, he keeps talking to himself, and have conversations with plain air. isn't that creepy? so that's why others don’t want to even get near him~i honestly don’t see what you like in him”
“Honestly, i'm somehow really grateful for your misunderstanding.”
“said something?”
“nope! but i really owe you one~”
***
“Ahh~ that was so horrible, Master!”
for the first time i’ve seen her in days, all she did was pout her red cheeks out in anger, but to that i answered ‘Do you like your new position?’ which made her very, very surprised
“EHH?!”
was what she said.
honestly, she’s very predictable....this child.
“ehh~ Master! how did you know about me becoming a guard?!”
Seeing as that i already knew she would ask that question, i answered her pretty sarcastically ‘i let Knight borrow a
pawn and pull some strings’ which really came to a surprise to her
“a pawn?! if i remember correctly, they can turn into other people and gain their ability right? but they’re so weak.....so why let Knight borrow one even though he’s so dependable..?”
really?
even though she looks like a 20 years old beautiful woman.....i can’t believe her brain is that of a second grader.
so i began explaining to this child what my plan was.
the favor i called from Knight was that i want him to take one of the pawns located in NeverLand and get them here. they’ll kill and get rid of a prisoner and make the pawn take their place.
ahh, by the way, a pawn has the ability to take the skills and appearance of those they killed.
oh?
what happened to the timid me you say? well i’m still here...but i had a lock installed in my heart.
its a pretty lock installed with countless chains in order to bound my feelings.....but Rock doesn't know that since i asked the Bishop to do it for me.
“ahh, no wonder i thought the timing was too convenient...by the way.....what happened to you...? were you sleeping alright yesterday....?”
i gave a refreshing smile while seeing a white haired beautiful girl worrying about me, hoping it was enough to relieve a bit of the worry she carries.