Diablo and Emily were on a banana world .

Diablo " so where is the second portal of this world ? "

Emily " lets ask the citizens "

and they started asking people and one of the citizen recognised Diablo .

" it's the killers who fought against the seven , they are gonna kill us "

And all people were in panic and started running here and there.

suddenly a banana came walking towards them.

Banana " as one of peace keepers in this world I will arrest you "

And the banana took out a human from his pocket , peeled him and ate him .

Diablo " what .

The .

Fuck . "

And after eating human , banana suddenly gained power , he was emitting mana from him and his eyes were red .

Emily calmly " I am sorry if we caused distress here but we need to go to second portal , we promise we will not cause any commotion or anything "

Banana " you just need to go to portal? "

Emily " yes "

Banana " ok , then get in my car I will leave you at portal "

And they reached a place where a lot of monkeys and chimpanzees were parked .

Banana sat on a chimpanzee .

Banana " come on get on it "

Diablo " no fucking way in hell , I am sitting on him "

Banana " you are not ?"

Diablo " yes i am not sitting on a chimpanzee driven by banana "

Banana " ok "

And banana pierced his hand in his own body and took out a gun from his body .

Banana " you are not sitting ? "

Diablo was already sitting on chimpanzee

" what the hell are you talking about , come on drive him "

Banana " smart guy "

And banana started driving chimpanzee .

Diablo was whispering in banana's ears " I will eat you before I go , I will eat you and "

And suddenly Diablo saw a banana falling by the peel of human .

Diablo just kept on staring at him with awe on his face .

Diablo " please let me go from here fast "

and thus after travelling for hours they reached a portal.

banana points his gun at diablo and Emily.

banana "come on get moving ,that's the portal you wanted "

diablo "ok dude ,we are going, relax"

and they entered the portal.

They saw horses riding on humans and shouting faster ,faster .

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They look left and a dog was feeding a human .

They look right and a mobile phone was talking on a person (using him like a phone ).

Diablo " is this what happens to naughty children when they don't get gifts from Santa ?"

Emily kept looking at him "you are not much different than them "

And using help ,they reached the portal and were standing in front of it .

but the problem is the portal is asshole of a huge human .

Emily was about to vomit " there is no way I am going in there "

Diablo grabbed her and jumped in the portal .

the moment they were outside the portal, they couldn't breathe because they were in some yellow liquid and it was spread everywhere they could see.

both of them tried to swim and Emily swam to the surface and finally took a breath but diablo did not know how to swim and drowned and died.

THE END .

diablo shouts "who said I am dead and what do you mean by the end ? "

both diablo and Emily were sitting on a wood piece in the middle of yellow ocean .

suddenly a butterfly faced rabbit appeared crawling on water .

Emily "this is wrong in more than one ways "

diablo "100% agreed"

that creature "god afternoon travellers , did you get my joke ? did you ?god after noon ,good after noon "and started laughing .

and suddenly diablo started laughing so loudly that the creature stopped laughing .

diablo "so funny "

"now tell me what kind of shit are you and why the fuck do you even exist "

Emily "diablo . that's bad thing to say "

that creature "welcome travellers ,looks like you came from portal which is situated in piss ocean "

diablo and Emily look at each other .

both " don't tell me this ocean is yellow because it is piss"

that creature laughing "no no it is not yellow because it is piss, it was never ocean to begin with ,it is just pisssssssssssssss"

and both diablo and Emily started vomiting in ocean , sorry in piss.

and the moment they stopped vomiting the world turned upside down and they were falling in sky along with the ocean , again I am sorry piss.

Emily crying " I don't want to bath in piss again ,someone pls help "

and after falling for a while diablo shouts "Emily look another portal " and it was in north east direction from their location.

Emily " we don't have power .how will we get there?"

and suddenly diablo grabbed Emily and threw her in portal and he was still falling in sky and suddenly he hit a cloud and bounced .

diablo "what the fuck is this ?"

and he started jumping from one cloud to another and was about to enter portal but the last cloud popped and diablo fell but Emily grabbed his hand from inside the portal and took him to the other world .

diablo "I want to take a bath . "

but they were both in jungle .

and they started searching for water and a way out and after hours of roaming here and there they were nowhere .

diablo "will you stop joking with us ? "

Emily "I am tired , don't listen to him , its about to go dawn so lets search for a place and eat the food .

and they found a cave and started a fire in cave with rocks .

diablo "yeah with fucking rocks do you know how tiresome it was" and started crying .

they saw a pig outside cave .

diablo " we should save food right ?"

Emily "yeah "

and the next moment the pig was cooking diablo and diablo was crying for help .

The pig had bulked up when diablo reached near him and after that it was obvious.

Emily found a broken sword on ground , she threw the sword at diablo and diablo grabbed it and killed the pig .

diablo looks above and about thousands of lizards with wings were flying .

diablo "I am done "

and grabbed pig by his leg and dragged him to the cave .

diablo "I am traumatized "

Emily "come sit here and roast the pig "

diablo sat and started roasting pig .

diablo "you motherfucker I bet your mom is a pig and do owink owink , and you smell like shit just like your dad and mom and brother and neighbours "

Emily shouts " what the fuck are you doing diablo ? "

diablo " but you told me to roast the pig "

Emily " don't try to be oversmart and cook the pig "

diablo " want to bath ?"

Emily "yeah "

diablo "together ?" and diablo smiles creepily .

and they ate the pig and were sitting beside the fire .

diablo " so do you have any stories ?"

Emily "shut up and sleep "

and more than 2 hours passed and diablo was still beside Emily without saying a word.

Emily " I am guarding then why are you not sleeping "

diablo " cant sleep , after knowing about the truth of synthia ,I can't sleep , I have anxiety attacks in sleep and in dream I see her "

"To be honest for the last 2 to 3 hours I am still seeing her roaming from here to there waiting for the moment, when I sleep she will kill me "

Emily " what happened? tell me whole story , may be I can help ."

and diablo told her everything .

Emily taking deep breathes .

"you are an idiot ,an asshole .a scumbag and the worst of the worst "

diablo "thanks "

Emily "but still I would say you killed her without knowing anything and the decision you made that day was made on moment of heat "

diablo raised his head and looks at Emily and saw synthia about to kill Emily .

diablo shouts and throws Emily away to protect her .

Emily "what the hell ?"

diablo sweating "I am sorry , I thought synthia is about to kill you "

Emily " if you would feel at ease with my story then let me tell you why after being a god I am against the organisation "

and suddenly diablo could see the past like he is watching a movie just like the time of lah .