Dear Esteemed Readers,

Hold onto your hats, because Ryker Bale, yes, THE Ryker Bale, has decided to embark on a literary adventure that's sure to leave the world of publishing in a dizzy spin! In a bold move that's totally not driven by the lack of commercial potential (because who needs that, right?), I've decided to rewrite my own story.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Ryker, your life is already a rollercoaster of thrills and spills!" Well, brace yourselves, because it's about to get even wilder. I'm not just rewriting my life; I'm adding more twists, turns, and maybe a dragon or two (because why not?). This isn't just fun fiction; it's fiction on steroids!

If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it.

Expect longer chapters, because who needs brevity when you can have a saga? The story will be crazier, more detailed, and might even include a time-traveling hamster. Why? Because I can, and because you, my dear readers, deserve nothing less.

So, stay tuned, or 'tooned' (see what I did there?), for a narrative rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity for even picking up this book. It's going to be epic, it's going to be bizarre, and most importantly, it's going to be a story only Ryker Bale could tell.

Yours in impending literary chaos, Ryker Bale 🚀📚🐉

And it's here... https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/78691/ctrlaltdelusion :) move there!