I was enjoying a pleasent tea with a pleasent aroma in a pleasant day................ Wow this intro is pleasantly refreshing (absolutely no, it's exactly the same as all the others from before)
No it isn’t.
With a cup of coffee i was relaxing in the living room while watching tv.(when do you work then?)
Suddenly rose called me (where was she all this time?!)
I Don't know (isn’t she your assistant?! Why wasn’t she with you all this time?!)
OK, I FORGOT ABOUT HER. YOU FINE NOW!???(don't scream)
"Miss jane an unexpected invitation came for you. So i had to call you urgent"
"What is it!"
"Theres this content creator who saw your live from last time and now wants to collab with you" (wait, live!? Whats with this live thing?!)
Ok so lets go two days back
TWO DAYS PRIOR
"Jane sama when are you going to start the live?!"
Atori said those unexpected words all of a sudden while washing my hair.
"What do you mean by live! Don't you know i don’t do these things"
"Then jane sama, how are you going to answer their question?!!"
"What question!!!!" (she clearly forgot everything)
"Jane sama don't tell me you forgot everything you said thay day in the campus"
At that point i took a pause and remembered my words to the students. I immediately wanted to say 'forget it, it's a pain in the ass', but there were tons of cameras and live footages of mine declaring that i would debute in social media.
(Wait a minute. Why didn’t i thought of asking you this before that how do you promote your stuff without social media?!!)
Well my company and assistant handles all the accounts in my name. They all are named 'jane_official'. They are only to stream music or to promote albums. I haven’t done any event’s either.
Anyways back to the main topic in hand, i was left with only one option- Start personal account.
Eeeeehhh! I really don't want to.... (She is whining only because her time of slacking off gonna reduce a bit)
THAT DAY EVENING
Woaaaaahh. It's not so bad.
(Notifications are popping on the laptop screen) -
: oh my god jane is that you?!
:no way i can't believe finally it's your personal account
: i love you jane i love you i love i love...... Soooo muchhhh
:go on girl. Im cheering for ya. Let's take over the internet now. Woohooo
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:baby girlllll. Let's post some bomb pictures and shock the world
:oh god im so thankful finally jane you decided to debute in social media
So and so.
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There were trash dms too
:you are not welcome. Just stay at your fucking home.
:now we have another trash in the internet
:youre a fucking whore.
:send me your pussy pic
Yeah internet can be a horrible place. That is the reason i never wanted to be here though i eventually knew i have to join there at some point.
These were the dms that i got the moment i created my first account in Instagram. My assistant rose already announced the news of my personal account beforehand in the already existing official accounts.
My new account was 'jane_' (aaaa....!!)
Yeah just it.
Well of course then rose blocked the dms of my account then i posted a story where i filmed a short video in ig story.
"Jane sama you should start with a energetic 'hii guys' this is how it's done"
"I think you should just be polite and say 'hello, it's me jane' while sitting with a white background. It’s classic"
"No no you should take the camera in your hand and make a vlog style video. It's trendy"
(Rose and atori giving each other side eyes)
I choose to film it with a casual background while sitting in a couch with 'hello everyone it's me, jane' intro.
Rose bought a friend of her who is a techie You know one of those who isn’t professional yet but has a really good talent to be a pro. He edited a bit the short video and added some animations.
In the video my speech was -
"Hello everyone it's me jane. I hope you all are doing well. This is my first time appearing in social media and as you guys may know this is my personal account. So i'm thinking of doing a live to answer your question tomorrow at 8pm. Hope you can join me in my first live. Thank you so much. Love you all"
"I Don't think a lot gonna watch it"
"Well we will see" (rose said it)
Rose got a call and left the room (she is quite busy unlike you)
Shut up.
(Later this video got so viral that in youtubes it got millions of views in just 12 hours. And in every channel it was uploaded, got so many views. In reels or tweets it was like a breaking news. People around the world was talking about it. Everyone was really looking forward to her live. Some to show love and some to show hate)
And then-
THE NEXT DAY EVENING AT 8PM
(While sitting on her dressing table she started to film with a handycamera. Rose, the techie boy, atori, luca and everyone else was monitoring and broadcasting her live in downstairs. Why? Because she is a bitch)
SHUT UP IM SHY💢.
(Yeah that's what she said)-
"It's my first time doing this. And its kind of embarrassing. So let me do it alone"
(I know it doesn’t make any sense right?!)
(Upon starting the live a malfunction occured and the live stopped. Not only that but it wont start again. So the techie boy came to our saving. He said it was because a lot of prople tried to enter the live at once that caused the traffic. I just don't get this people faning over her)
stop badmouthing me or i wont let you narrate.
(Huh. She posted about the over traffic on her story again and surprisingly people understood and took it in a positive manner)-
: oh my. As expected from jane she causes fan traffic wherever she goes
: hahahaha. Thats jane for you
: i'll never forget this day. it'll go down the history.
: have you ever saw a star doing this much commotion just for an internet live! That's why i love her
: let her cook. Mother
: That's a world class star for you
(People kept sharing the news in different platform. And for some reason they were cerebrating it!!. I knew it i'll never understand this fans. There were all sort of people speaking all sort of language who loved her for no reason at all.)
SHUT UP YOU USELESS NARRATOR 💢
(Soon in just some moment her live failure became a breaking news in all over the internet!!)