"Loli-butlers are the best! Let's battle!"
An unpleasant shrill voice resonated throughout my house as I dropped my Abomination on the floor with a splash. What's with that weird line? Is this book really turning into a P*kemon rip-off?
Before I could ask anymore questions a weird crab thing pounced angrily into the storage room, cutting off any of my escape routes as it stood near the door.
I look the book to ask a question but-
Crossdresser Chris would like to battle
He sent out Headcrab, Headcrab and Spectre
Head Crab used Pounce
But it missed!
Tentacle, Stare, Dive, Laser!
With no time to thing I immediately commanded my P*ke- I mean Abomination its next move.
"Archroma, Tentacle the fuck out of that thing!"
[nfjqegfmm JWBJBF jesfisnfjn AIEGJKEN]
A Brightouch tentacle shot out taking out a huge amount of flesh off the Headcrab as it stopped moving like a puppet with its strings cut.
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Brain matter splattered over me but I don't care there's still a Headcrab and a Spectre remaining... If its like a ghost then-
A cold chill ran across my shoulders as an ethereal knife was pointed at my neck. Shit, I'm dead... Archroma looked at me with concern but it is well aware on what will happen if it does jump in to protect me.
Applause echoed through the storeroom as a tall maid- I mean pervert enters it. It was very stupid of her to wear shades in the dark storeroom but who am I to question what's happening in this story?
"It seems that you fell into my obvious trap, no puns intended... Hahahaha, as expected of a Noob!"
I snuck a peek on the book to read text off the edge of my eyes... There might be a way out of this.
Hint: You can send commands telepathically and your Archroma can restore you so no worries, you can command that thing to kill the pervert already.
Oh... The solution was that simple!? What the fuck am I still hesitating for?
Archroma, bind that pervert up, he might be interested with tentacle play...
"Kyaaaahhn!!!"
Archroma's tentacles seem to violate the laws of conservation of mass as it extended without regard to the said law. The said tentacles grabbed the trap to hold him in a upside-down manner. The man in the maid outfit yelped as he tried to hold his skirt but to no avail the image of his huge chained elephant has been burned into my mind.
Before I could stare more, his spectre ended my suffering by slitting my throat as Weabjoy sprayed into the air. Archroma tried to help me but-
Go and shoot your laser on the faggot!!!
I screamed mentally as Archroma just nodded in at my resolve. It's fine this way... As long as you live, you can save another colorblind person!
Archroma shoots a very colorful laser into the guy-maid's face but unfortunately, it lacked power for it only knocked his sunglasses away. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DEVELOPMENT??? I'm the MC, I should win this fight!