"Let's Battle!"

A familiar dude in maid unifor- I mean he's wearing goth loli right now. His shrill not-so girly voice is kinda annoying compared to Camille-kun's angelic voice.

"Oh my god, that boy beside you has the potential. He's short, girly and-"

I know right...

"Do you know this guy?"

"It's my rival, Crossdresser Chris. He appeared on Chapter 4-5. Anyways, this is something between us Abomination trainers to settle. You can watch on the sidelines..."

I stood up while Camille-kun unboxes Insani-No! like a pro-Utuber opening a L*ot Crate, fast as lightning, graceful like kung-fu fighting.

I walked a bit until I was in a reasonable distance away from Chris.

"Sorry, I was still new that time around so I kinda ambushed you and now, my Abominations have evolved. I challenge you to an Abomination battle."

Chris drew his Me-Phone from his pocket and with a tap a familiar Headcrab warped in, now with a human body but the human body seems to be unmutated.

"I've dug fresh graves just to make them evolve, you better show me your real strength!"

Somehow MLA was already in my hands but who cares about the narration why it appeared there, it's time to battle!

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Crossdresser Chris wants to battle.

He sent out Headcrab Zombie

Ena, 4134312

Ena-chan, there's a battle up ahead. I need you now.

[Awwww... Okay.]

I can hear her sad voice but this is quite necessary. At least, in my opinion.

Ena appeared with a plop, ready to fight.

"Headcrab, uuuuuse-"

Chris just lengthened his commands giving me the opportunity to strike. Too bad, he got too into P*kemon...

Tentacle

With a single thought, Headcrab Zombie fell down with a puppet with its strings cut.

"Kh- How dare you! This time, you will lose because I'll be unleashing my newest Abomination I obtained from trading my other Headcrab."

I felt dread from his phone. It was a signal that he will bring out something that can defeat Ena.

I recalled Ena quickly and sent out Shimini.

"Changing quickly huh... You fell into my trap! That Abomination can easily get wrecked by my new one!"

Too bad, Shimini is actually stronger than Ena...

And with that, a portal opened as a familiar eyeless beast crawled out. It had a smooth black hair, jagged spine, slender and a sharp long tail. It was a creature almost everybody knows: An Adult Xen*morph...

It suddenly jumped like Chris wasn't going to give me time to send a command however, I'm quite proud of my reaction speed.

Hide

With that, Shimini literally sunk into the shadows, leaving the attacker confused to where he went. It may seem like a good defensive move but Shimini can't breathe inside shadows for long.

"There's no use in hiding, a Xen*morph can track any prey from recent traces!"

Shadows are technically another dimension though but telling him this would easily allow him to counter this move.

"WHAT? YOU CAN'T FIND IT??? That's just a cosplay ghost, what the fuck?"

Stab it from it's shadow.

A blade of pure white light came out, gouging the insides of the Xen*morph but there was something fundamental I missed:

The acid from its black blood started melting Shimini with his clothes. I am such a dumb trainer....