Ethan is a horny boy and he died while still a virgin.
The last thing he heard was a series of loud honks.
"I'm sorry, that collision was a mistake, my virgin son," God said to him and offered compensation, "You have two options. The first is that you go to heaven and live as an immortal, having unlimited food, water, and happiness."
Ethan then asked, "Will there be beautiful babes in heaven, God?"
"Yes," but since God is God and God is omniscient, He knew what Ethan desires so God added, "But you cannot fuck in heaven."
"Then, I choose the second option," Ethan unhesitatingly answered.
"All right, my virgin son, you will be the first to beta-test this new world I'm making," God is all-powerful and immediately implemented a System on Ethan's body without making a sound, "Open the dialogue screen and see your stats."
Ethan was first confused but thankfully, he is not only a virgin but also a gamer!
[Name: Ethan
Race: Human
Status: Dead, yet Horny]
"That is your status screen which will be very informative in your adventure in the fantasy world," God said.
"Where are my stats like Strength?" Ethan asked.
"You're still dead, you have no stats, my son, a virgin." God explained, "I'll have to put you through a challenge first and see what level of difficulty you can take on the fantasy world."
"Alright!"
Ethan was then teleported into a dark dungeon. In there, it was dark.
"It's dark," Ethan said.
A moment later, a light appeared in front of him. Another screen popped and it says:
[Installing... 0%]
As if an eternity had passed, the installation finally reached a hundred, waking Ethan up from his sleep.
[Installation complete...]
[Unpacking... 0%]
"Ugh..."
...
...
...
[Checking for Updates Complete...]
[Loading... 100%]
Finally, the waiting had ended.
[Welcome, Worldly Warrior, do you dare take on the challenge that is the Dark Dungeon?]
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"Yes!"
[Choose a System that best suits your taste!]
The screen changed into a list of thousands of Systems. There were great ones like Dragon's Might System, Immovable Myriad System, and Vampire System. There were also weird ones like the Slippery Undead System, Puffer Fish System, and Wet Towel System. Then, there were the perverted ones.
"Hehehe, Clitoris Detector System, Three Fingering System, Porn Magazine System..."
Ethan wiped his dripping saliva as he grinned lasciviously. After a while, since he popped his boner, Ethan had finally picked one that suits his taste the best.
The Harem System!
[Is this your final choice?]
Ethan unhesitatingly picked [Yes] and the process had begun. On its First Level, the Harem System will pick three of the most beautiful women among the multiverse and across time as Ethan's harem.
...
My name is Phelorna Gold, Daughter of the Cosmos and the Ancient Maiden of the North. I am seen as the light who guides those that challenge themselves to ascend.
Unfortunately, I am not eternal. The light that brings hope and dreams to fruition is now fading into the darkness.
Drenched in mortal blood, I, the ones who fulfill dreams, have failed to fulfill my own.
I cough, eyes dimming of life.
"I wish for nothing more than evil to stop..."
"Oh, Dear Sister, your wish will never be granted. Humanity, in itself, is evil."
"You are..."
Wrong.
I am the Daughter of the Cosmos but even I don't know what comes after death, after one loses hope and loses their dream. However, I smile even in the face of death for I know that all will be saved.
I am not the one who guides, Fate does, and I know my Fate doesn't end after death.
[Congratulations, you have been chosen as Harem Member Number One!]
...? What is this strange voice?
Immediately, I felt my soul sucked into a deep vortex. In the next moment, all my senses came back to me and here I am, standing on a hard ground- not the soft snow I was used to. One of the first things I noticed was that I still wore the fabric given to me by the cosmos. My skin was white, smooth, and soft like it had been before. The wounds I received from my traitorous sister are gone.
Remembering what caused my death, I frowned but soon let it go. I have now failed and passed away. I can only pray for my people and that someday, my dear sister will feel the due guilt and shame so I can forgive her.
After calming myself, I looked up and saw chandeliers hanging from the darkness attempting to give light to this hollow space in vain. It is strange to not see the Aurora as I look up, I thought.
Then, there, my sight fell on a strange rectangular-shaped light with strange symbols. Behind it, a young man.
...
After the Harem System's activation, a sudden flash of light surged within the middle of the hall of the dungeon.
When Ethan saw the woman dressed in a thin pretty white fabric, revealing most of her curves and white skin, he almost fainted. Not even the top models of his world could compete with this woman in terms of body and face!
However, the Harem System had just begun picking.
Soon, another bright light flashed before his eyes. Another woman of otherworldly features appeared in front of him.
Like the color of her hair, she was donned with crimson armor from neck to toe. A large mighty sword, imbued with beautiful carvings and holy symbols, was hanging by her thick hips. Although her juggernaut armor ashamedly hid her curves and most of her skin, her sharp and fierce face was out in the open. Even though she wore a warring expression, it failed to make her face less pretty. When she first appeared, she immediately raised her sword in vigilance.
"Where am I!? Where is Dysyth, that vex!?"
However, after further looking around, she was just left flabbergasted. Before anyone can react, another light appeared, and the wind became instantly colder than before.
A snow-white hair floated in the hair as an empress in a military suit stood there. Her eyes scanned the area the moment she appeared. Her eyes landed on the other two women and then Ethan before she raised her hand and took a hairband from her wrist.
Solid ice began to form behind her out of nowhere. As soon as she was done making her hair into a ponytail, she gently shook her head, waving the ponytail, and sat down on a tall icy throne. With her eyes looking down on everyone there, she domineeringly asked.
"Someone. Explain."