“How have the talks gone?” I asked in a tight voice, trying to calmly pull this woman… ahem… this man off of me.

“Not good at all!” He pursed his lips. “They were quite upset that no one from the noble family came for the wedding. Just convincing them we weren’t insulting them was the best I could do.”

“That’s right.” I perked up. “I heard a bit about that. We did bring Eliana with us.”

“Hopefully, it’s not too late.” He brightened, although he was still clinging uncomfortably close to me. “My, you’re very muscular. Would you consider being mine?”

“Yours?”

“I just want you to serve under me. Of course… I’m always on top.”

“Dad!” Octius grabbed my other arm and pulled him to me. “Stop trying to recruit my men. I went to great effort to gain his… muscles… ahem… I mean his friendship!”

I found myself being pulled between two men. If there was a difference between them, it was that Octius was an extremely pretty boy. It was difficult to tell if he was a man or a woman, but there was just enough off about him that you could determine it was a man. As for his father, there was no indication at all. Calling him a pretty boy would be describing him short. It was a woman, other than that I had to assume the part between their legs was male. He was a woman who happened to have a penis, I had no other way of describing him. Even the penis was something I’d have to take their word for.

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This event was causing a bit of commotion. An attractive, muscular soldier of a man seemingly was being pulled and fought over by a beautiful man that would cause women to sigh and a beautiful woman who was just as abnormally attractive. Actually, why was Otto so ugly considering how beautiful his brother and father appeared! I looked at his muscle-bound sister who seemed to be finding this amusing and instantly understood. Wait, what does the mom look like! I seem to remember them saying that the daughter took after her mom while the two of them took after their dad!

“Dad! Brother. He’s a noble too high a rank to join either of you now. Remember, he’ll be going through the ceremony soon.”

“Ah… that’s right!” the general lifted his finger excitedly. “You’re upper nobility now. Soon, you might even be on top of me!”

“That will never happen!” I coughed. “A-anyway… shouldn’t we be getting into the church now?”

I tried to bring the conversation back around. The pair of them finally let go of me, but I already felt like taking a shower. Why did they smell so good?

“D-Deek!” Eliana cried out as I grabbed her.

“Master!”

“Ahn!”

I grabbed all of the girls and held them while I rubbed myself against them to feel normal again. After holding the mothers of my children as well as a busty maid, I felt much better after such an event. When I pulled away, I had been expecting the girls to blush a bit, but I hadn’t been expecting to get so many hateful looks around me. We weren’t exactly at the doors to the wedding yet and were still near the public crowd. After having a man and a woman fight over me, I then grabbed three other beautiful women and snuggled with them openly in public. Somehow, this had earned glares from both the men and the women.

So much for laying low. I grabbed Eliana and the group of us followed the general. Thankfully, we wouldn’t be entering the church from the front but could slip in the back where we wouldn’t go noticed. Hopefully.