Day 3.5
''BERU WAKE UP LARA AND TELL HER TO HIDE I'LL HOLD THEM OFF!! [Kosuka grabs his sword and runs outside] '' (Kosuka)
''Alright, Wake up honey [Beru wakes Lara up] We have to go NOW!!'' (Beru)
''What...why?'' (Lara)
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!
''Bandits are attacking'' (Beru)
''Okay I'll grab Ren, you go out there and help defend the village'' (Lara)
''Alright, I love you [Beru grabs a battleaxe and runs outside to help defend the village] (Beru)
well now we have nobody protecting us.....we're fucked.
''okay ren on 3 we're getting out of here, 1....2.....3!!!! [Lara runs outside holding ren just to see Kosuka with a spear in his torso and beru getting decapitated] NO!!!! (Lara)
''Oh look another........woman?!'' (Bandit 1)
''I don't think that's a woman it's a monster'' (Bandit 2)
''It has a child in its arms'' (Bandit 3)
''ah fuck it kill them both'' (Bandit leader)
''NO!!!'' (Kosuka)
[Kosuka stands up and rips the spear out of his torso and impales bandit 1 then kicks bandit 2 in the face and takes his dagger and slices bandit 3's throat open then kosuka walks up to bandit 2 and repeatedly stabs him] ''DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TRY TO KILL MY SON WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES!!!'' (Kosuka)
Holy shit.
''heh you've killed all of my men but let's see if you can take me on'' (Bandit leader)
''alright may the best man win'' (Kosuka)
''I will'' (Bandit leader)
[Kosuka picks up two daggers and runs at the bandit leader, the bandit leader swings his sword at him but kosuka dodges and cuts the bandit leaders arm twice before jumping back, the bandit leader drops his sword and pulls out a battleaxe]
''Let's see if you can dodge this, LIGHTNING SLASH!!! (Bandit leader)
[right when the bandit leader swings his battleaxe a surge of electricity hits the ground but Kosuka jumps out of the way]
''Heh that all you got? well looks like I've got the advantage here DARK ARROWS!!!'' (Kosuka)
[100 dark arrows come out of the air and go straight towards the bandit leader, the bandit leader dodges 30 before getting hit by the other 70]
''hey you're pretty good but darkness can't go against light HOLY DESTRUCTION!!!!'' (Bandit leader)
[A blinding yellow light comes out of nowhere destroying half of the village along with the bandit leader and kosuka's left arm]
''ARGH FUCK MY ARM!!!'' (Kosuka)
''KOSUKA!!'' (Lara) [Lara drops ren and runs towards kosuka]
Ow you fucking bitch that hurt
''I'm okay Lara....it's just my arm If i didn't dodge like i did I'd be dead'' (Kosuka)
''but your entire arm is missing'' (Lara)
''you shouldn't worry about me losing a limb........we just lost half of the village and a lot of good men and women'' (Kosuka)
''Beru...'' (Lara) [Lara starts crying]
''It's alright Lara....at least you and ren are okay'' (Kosuka)
yeah just fucking peachy being dropped on the ground as a baby totally doesn't hurt like a bitch TOTALLY!!!
[An old looking lizard man walks towards kosuka]
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''Kosuka thank you for protecting us........well most of us'' (old lizard man)
''It's alright chief I was just doing what I was paid to do'' (Kosuka)
okay so that old lizard man is the village chief....i should really complain about the smell when i'm older
''okay let's get you all inside the infirmary'' (Village chief)
''Thanks chief'' (Kosuka)
[Lara picks up Ren and walks towards a big looking building while kosuka is walking behind them]
Day I stopped counting.......like 10 years or something
So I've turned 10 today
''Happy birthday ren'' (Kouska)
[ren writes the words thanks on a piece of paper]
''Oh you're welcome son'' (Kosuka)
I'm not your son i'm a kid you found in a lake after being thrown in there by my real asshole father
''Happy birthday brother'' (little girl)
this annoying bitch is my sister Lydia Kosuka found her in a lake 8 years ago she's a lizard girl
[Ren writes the words Hi Lydia. on a piece of paper]
''so brother what are you going to do today?'' (Lydia)
[Ren writes the words Train on a piece of paper]
''Ren you can relax today you don't need to train'' (Kosuka)
[Ren shakes his head and leaves the small hut while grabbing two wooden daggers]
time to beat the shit out of that training dummy i made
[Ren walks towards a wooden training dummy then he attacks it with all of his strength]
THUNDER STRIKE
[a large piece of thunder destroys the training dummy in one hit]
well look at that it usually takes two or three hits to destroy it with thunder strike looks like i'm getting better at lightning magic
''well looks like you're getting better at lightning magic ren'' (Village chief)
[Ren waves at the village chief]
oh hey chief how the fuck are you doing
''you look like you're in a good mood here have some mana'' (Village chief)
yep the only way i'm alive is the fact that i eat mana
[ren pulls out the piece of paper that has the word thanks on it and shows it to the village chief]
''oh right ren i almost forgot today is your 10th birthday right?'' (Village chief)
[Ren nods]
''oh good, I have a present for you child'' (Village chief)
[The village chief opens up the sack he's holding and takes out two small goblins that are so small that you can carry both of them in one hand with ease]
''I want you to take these goblins'' (Village chief)
[ren takes the present and pulls out the paper with the word thanks on it again then he quickly leaves]
SWEET I'VE GOT FUCKING MINIONS!!!
[Ren quickly runs home and writes down on some pieces of paper these words]
Hello there father and sister I have obtained two goblin babies so if you see them in a few days as adults do not attack them because they are my pets sincerely Ren P.S i named the dark green one Gobuk and the light blue one Gobun
The End
A/N i know i made the oneshot saying THIS IS A ONESHOT but i really wanted to write this down