The Defunding

We've increased funding for the NHS

The liar declares at his party's behest

And admittedly it's even true

And yet he's still lying

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Let me explain it to you...

The name of the game is outsourcing

But what on Earth does it mean?

It means giving party donors

Their own fat slice of green.

To deprive agency by hiring agency

Cleaning and catering bills start to grow

The new consultants aren't the medical kind

They've simply got to go.

I hope you've paid attention friend

That you can now pass the test

On how to increase a budget

While getting even less.