My name is Mr. Stompy

I live above your head

I weigh three hundred pounds

and my shoes are filled with lead

I care not for my neighbors

I stomp around with glee

If you look up the word 'bastard'

you'll find a picture of me

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Sometimes late at night

when everyone is asleep

I drop something heavy

just to be a creep

My name is Mr. Stompy

Enjoy the merry sound

of me above your bedroom

pacing round and round and round

-Sam Carter