Chapter 41

Banana Quest 2

IM: Banana Quest is back, baby! Relive the Technicolor glory of an old favorite in this all-new adventure! Feel free to write in with any thoughts about angels, demons, exploding houses, cracks in the sky, or sinister industrial corporations.

EW: shut up isaac

HS: What do you mean?

EW: dont listen to him heidi

EW: hes finally snapped

EW: it was inevitable

IM: Inedible?

EW: indelible

IM: Hey Eric don’t you think Heidi should be yellow?

EW: haha that’s what i just said

IM: I am speaking about the text color of course.

EW: she said no

HS: No.

EW: see?

HS: What about sinister corporations?

IM: Heidi the thing about sinister corporations is that one of them blew up Jim’s house

HS: What?

EW: what

KC: Liz i think we should talk about that privately!!

IM: Oh hi Kate

EW: well if it isnt lady cynthea von-quinnius schmidt

HS: Is Jim okay?

EW: what’s up?

IM: Jim’s fine

HS: Was it October Industries?

EW: wait is liz in here too? did i miss a line of orange text somewhere?

IM: Yeah how’d you know?

HS: Jim is in this chat as well. Why isn’t he responding?

IM: His phone blew up

IM: Maybe I should have added Mike’s phone instead

EW: kate? liz?

HS: I hope Alan didn’t have anything to do with this.

EW: huh whatever

KC: yeah <:(

KC: only if something happens to me, though!

EW: uh

IM: ...Kate?

EW: shes out of it bro just forget it for now

HS: What is going on?

EW: i think thats what were all wondering

EW: which is why unless im mistaken isaac resurrected banana quest

EW: isaac you there?

EW: huh

EW: so heidi what do you know about this october industries

EW: no no you have to type it

EW: i know youre standing right next to me

EW: cause its for the record thats why

EW: so everyone else can see it

EW: guys heads up heidi is pretty violent

HS: I really don’t know what is going on.

EW: how about alan

You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.

HS: He probably knows. He’s coming to Chicago sometime soon.

HS: For now everyone should just try to stay away from OI.

IM: sorry afk

IM: Hey you guys know anything about angels?

EE: I do.

IM: Liz!

HS: Hello Elizabeth

EW: sup liz

EW: whats this about angels?

IM: Wait wait

IM: Liz have you been talking to Kate in this chat?

EE: I was just texting her separately. Why?

IM: Scroll up

EE: That is...strange.

EW: yeah well kate is strange lets move on

EW: isaac why you talking about angels

IM: I’m looking at one right now. It’s a white bird with no eyes

EW: weird

EW: doesnt sound much like an angel though bro you sure you got that right?

EE: Callie is what they call an “angel” as well. It is simply their term.

HS: Who is ‘they?’

IM: Listen guys, we all have questions and stuff we need to figure out but let’s try to be organized about this

KC: i know. i didn’t want Leah to have to see that. or you. i’m so sorry.

EE: Kate? What’s wrong?

EW: dammit kate are you actually here this time

EW: say it in the chat heidi

HS: I said this whole thing is too weird! What is going on?

EW: dont you read like steven king and stuff you should be used to weird

HS: Those are fiction novels!

IM: Whoa you read Steven King?

IM: That’s my jam

EW: ahaha can you imagine how much weirder it would be if jim were in here

EE: Okay listen everyone.

EW: listening

IM: Aye-aye cap’n!

EE: Kate says we all have angels. They are white creatures without eyes.

EW: question

EW: do they all have superpowers like callie

EE: I am told they are like keys for unlocking a certain door.

EE: And Eric I do not know.

HS: Where do they come from?

EE: I do not know.

EW: isaac whered you get yours?

IM: This weird guy who talks to himself made me play piano

EW: very fucking helpful

KC: hey guys!!

KC: sorry I’m late!

EW: kate are you actually here this time

KC: what do you mean

EW: read this conversation from the top

KC: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

KC: I don’t get it! I didn’t say those things! And Liz we haven’t talked recently right?

IM: Kate how could you have read all that already?

EE: We talked less than an hour ago, Kate.

KC: :o

KC: ?:\

EE: I have a theory about this.

EE: Eric, what did you say earlier about being contacted by your future self?

IM: Yo Eric you there?

KC: ...

EE: Eric?