Brief breaking news here at Mother’s Basement Studios! I’m Noodler69 and my job is to give you the quickest, truest news out here!

Within weeks of its release, the new MMO Raid & Conquer has been hounded by multiple reports of devious hackers! Gamers beware of a level 13 [Mage] allegedly seen lurking around the outskirts of the Glacieth Region using Teleport Object, a level 30 [Mage] skill, to steal alchemical ingredients from the inventories of traveling Players! Nevermind the fact that low-leveled noobs are the only ones that frequent that region, take extra precautions!

The moderators are hard at work trying to catch this alleged hacker and have promised the victims reparations. However, the tricky thief is incredibly talented at covering his or her tracks! The mods are unable to retrieve adequate data from the reports of affected players! Major_Rebecca, a supposed female gamer, has the interview of one such victim here.

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Moving on, incidents of missing NPCs have been reported all over the Glacieth Region! I don’t know why a region populated by low-leveled castles is so popular right now but my job isn’t to question things.

Recently, a level 4 [Blacksmith] went to an NPC-owned shop and found the owner missing. He posted a message on the region chat, asking if anyone had seen the NPC. Strangely enough, more and more Players started asking for the whereabouts of various NPCs, including castle guards, quest givers, and a traveling merchant.

Any information about what happened to the NPCs is highly sought after. It’s such a mystery that even a moderator notified about the disappearances was not able to find them. Speculations have been made about who or what was messing with the poor NPCs but, as of yet, no one has any concrete evidence of foul play by any player.

This has been Brief Breaking News with Mother’s Basement Studios! I’m really not hungry right now, Mom!