If ever you want to sleep, sleep on the bed. If you don’t want to have a back ache. Well, last night I slept on the chair, It was not my first time sleeping in that position but that was the worsest sleep that I ever had.

I wonder why, in the past I always sleep on that position when I am studying for my exams and felt too tired and too lazy to move on bed so I just slept seated on my chair and nap my head on the table.

Well, studying was boring and I hate studying! Why the f*ck did they shorten it . It should be ‘Student Dying’. Ahh. Who the f*ck invented exams!! Please come to papa~ I promise that I will not kill you! I will just kiss and praise you for doing a great job by torturing us students!

“Ahh. My back really hurts!” I murmured then gave my back some small punches. I then stood up and did some morning exercises to lessen the pain of my back.

When I finished my morning exercises, I saw that Lar was now sleeping and not in a trance anymore. So I slowly walked near him and came closer to his right ear and whispered to him softly.

“Lar~ don't be too rough. Do it gently~ Ahh.. ahh.. ohh ohh. Ahhhh!”

At first I did a voicing and moaning to prank him but that’s not me at all and so I shouted loudly at his ears. Then I moved back and slowly moved in front of him. I thought of something back in my world, I sometimes watched hentai over porn and that line was the line always what was being said by the girl being f*cked. I am also surprised of myself that even though its still raw, I can seem to understand it. But if I watch anime raw, I can’t understand even a single thing! Ahh. The power of hentai.. You asked if why I watched hentai over porn? Well porn, I think it's boring to watch and hentai was more fun to watch.

Lar then suddenly woke up by my shout then he faced me so I just smiled at him just like I didn't do anything wrong.

“Congratulations.” I congratulated him then he thanked me for yesterday’s performance and said to me that he comprehended something and his swordsmanship now improved by a great margin. And he praised my swordsmanship and I replied that I didn't do anything great, I'm just the catalyst of it and it's all the credit of my division and not only me. It was not only me but the division's swordplay performance credit.

“Now my swordsmanship improved a lot, I really feel very nice.” Lar said to me joyfully. And by his excitement I don't know if he now lost himself and was like gonna kiss me so I stepped back then ran away to the entrance we entered, so I can exit the training ground.

I didnt know how and when but Lar was now walking besides me. He just appeared out of nowhere. Then he said.

“Xiru! Come on, have a spar with me! In the tournament I didn't saw you fight, but that performance yesterday was really great! It’s really awesome. If I spar with you, I don't know what height my strength will increase! I think the me yesterday was not me! Now today I really feel wonderful and fresh! It’s now the real me.”

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Lar just kept on blabbering things that's so irritating in my ears, it's just like a fly came inside my one ear and keep on buzzing inside it. And was so hard to remove. Does anyone of you experience that?

To sum up what he all said, it's just that he wants to see my swordsmanship again. And the best way to see it was he wants to have a spar with me. And experience it by himself.

I kept on rejecting him of course. I’m too lazy to spar with him. I know if we spar today, we will never be finish and tomorrow, the next day, the day that will come next, and so on. He will be now always keep on bothering to spar with me. I don't want that to happen so I kept on rejecting him. Even if he will call me his grandfather, I will still not! Just by thinking of it, him calling me grandfather, makes me shiver and cold sweat will keep on appearing on my skin. The goosebumps.

I’ve been thinking on how to divert his attention and change the topic so we walked and he keep on blabbering things. I was just silent and just walked the whole time and not bothering to listen to him. And my stomach grumbled and the sound of it was heard by Lar, so he stopped his blabbering. And I thought, ahh my savior! My stomach saved me.

We didn't eat anything yet and didn't eat any breakfast! Can you believe it we were walking and he kept on blabbering things for the whole morning and now its going to be lunch time..

Where is justice! Is this how they treat their hero here? Not giving him any food and making him hungry? D*mn it! In my world, my mother never made me hungry! Even if I’m a neet at home, always facing my computer and doing my things. cough. I know men knows what these things are.. She will still always given and knocked on my room's door or gone to the internet cafe that I am playing at and brought with her food for me or asked me to eat every meal time and that also includes snacks! Ahh my mother, she really loves me even though I am a neet. Well, I’m not really a pure neet. It’s just that every after school I will just place my things inside my room and go to the internet cafe to play or open my computer and play. You are asking why I still go to the Internet cafe even I have a computer? Its because its more fun to play games with friends than you playing alone, am I right?

Lar then invited me to have brunch with him so came to the palace kitchen and asked the cook to prepare food for us.

Then I realized that I shouldn’t came with him.. ahh eating with a man.. Is this thing also called a dinner date.. dinner date with a man. Ahh!!

That's why the kitchen maids were whispering in soft voices to each other. So there's also what they called fujoshi's here.. Every world, so there's girls like that.

The food was then served and as I expected the main course was designed as a heart shaped and a vase with flowers was placed on our table. What's left will be and this will be really a romantic date if a candle will be lit, the lights will be turned off, then a romantic melody will be played.. but I repeat I am with a man..ahh.. what am I thinking about.

Lar just ignored all of it and started eating. Me also I also started eating. The maids then kept on whispering there smooth whispers. Nah! Just let them be in there own world of fantasy.. or should I say, world of fujoshi.

I looked at Lar and thought of myself, this man never dated a girl and ignorant of these things.. me having a thought.. I also never dated a girl..