"Look look, like I said I can make new friends. I found the hottest guy and brought him here."

It had been only 30 minutes since I first met her. Somehow in that small time window, Alice gave me her life story, and we became friends...? and now it was time to show me off to friends. I could not keep up, gave up, and allowed myself to be dragged along thinking what could be the harm? I did not know what family she came from one of the few things I did not know at this point, but she was an A-class, something I was still trying to piece together.

Now I was brought forth to a group of three other girls, all looking wildly different from one another. All of whom were showing different levels of surprise and exasperation looking. This was my first meeting with any of these people, but I already realized they were dragged around by the tidal wave that was Alice.

"Hello, next victim."

The voice was monotone and was at odds with the cheerful attire of a girl who looked no older than 13 if that.

"Hush now, Stephany. Sorry for her, she can be a bit hard to get to know but assure you she has a heart of gold. Anyway, introductions are in order, my name is Victoria."

To follow the same theme, the voice was graceful and had the air of a high-class noble. Her attire though, all I could say was that she followed the rules and covered her lady bits but nothing much more. She wore a latex micro skirt that extended past her wide hips just enough to cover her genitals, same with her chest, with a shoulder top that only covered her nipples showing her ample cleavage from both above and below. I did not have enough time to register her as the final voice pulled in another direction.

"Sup, the name's Claudia. So, this might be a tad forward but do you fancy a girl who can show you a good time?"

Like the rest, her voice was very sultry, her words inviting but her posture and dress up as 90 degrees to her suggestion. She looked like a modest noble maiden made manifest with only her erotic face with her extremely plump lips, large pink heart-shaped eyes, long pink eyelashes, what seemed like a natural blush, and pink hair visible. Every other inch of her body was covered in a graceful dress and like Alice, she had skin-tight gloves on.

To say I was whiplashed was an understatement, My brain could not discern what I was hearing or seeing. I said the first thing to pop into my head.

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"Is this a skit?"

"That is a normal response than I expected."

Alice replied surprised at my rather impassive expression.

"No, no I am plenty surprised but too shocked right now."

"Huh. This is different."

"A rather unique reaction I must say."

"...So is that a no on the hookup?"

"Guys, please give him a minute to adjust before bombarding him."

"He will find out eventually, the last victim disappeared rather quickly and I rather not waste my time."

Right now logic far surpassed any emotional response which was very aggressively suggesting I turn my back and wash my hands of this weird bunch. But an A-class was part of this group, so some idiosyncrasy would be worth the connection I could potentially make. No to mention I was not the most pleasant company. Thinking of a reply, I replied.

"I have seen worse."

"Really? who."

Alice snapped on to it curious, the rest looking at me disbelieving.

"You should meet my family."

"How are they weird?"

Alice was leading the conversation, the rest nodding along. This looked like a group of cronies that I thought only existed in acting. At this proximity, my power held all of them and all of them were being themselves. I got caught by some rather unique people.

"I will give you one example, my sister is a slut."

"That is not a bad thing."

Claudia retorted her tone defensively.

"How many people have you slept with?"

I asked simply.

She looked confused and slightly offended, she said.

"Around 50 give or take."

She looked proud of her achievement.

"That is nothing to be proud of," answered Victoria

"Yes, on average a person will sleep with 62 others, not including monsters," added Stephany.

"434," I said simply before I could be drowned as Claudia got ready to argue.

All of them looked like they were frozen by a spell as they looked at me.

"Bullshit," said Claudia.

"For her, Saturday is All-Fuck day with a standing record of 19 dudes. I would know, I counted."

"I need to meet her, she must teach me her ways," said Claudia.

"She is S-class hot and can cause lust to build up by just her presence."

I deliberately mislead with my statement because if I outright told them it was a genetic power, they could be interested in mine, something I did not want to know.

"Damn... How about you? Do you have anything, or are you a normal guy with extremely good looks?"

Alice asked, the irony was not lost on me but this was my moment to make a good first impression, Alice had her achievement now it was time to show mine.

"I have three three-star bonds," I said.

"..."

All of them were silent for a moment.

"What?" I said, a tad defensive.

"I realized something, you are like Stephany," answered Alice.

"Alice! He just dropped a bomb, and you are worried about its color," said Stephany, for the first time showing emotion in her voice.

"That is a great achievement, to the point, it is a tad unrealistic," said Victoria.

"Yeah, I call shenanigans."

I grinned, finally pushing the conversation to my flow for the first time.

"Want proof?"

Alice and Claudia nodded rapidly while Victoria and Stephany had a more reserved look.

This was not so bad, I could get used to this.

Oh, how wrong I was.