Jord and Robertina were sitting on the couch and eating some popcorn, while they waited for their favorite show "Harder daddy, Work Harder!!!" to start.
Jord stands up and says " don't we have something to do"
"what" Robertina replies
" Yes, we were about to fucking DESTROY T"
"oh fuck yeah!!" Robertina jumps out of the couch as she was sitting inside of it.
" Yeah, like why were you sitting inside of the couch, like how is that even possible" Jord exotically says to Robertina
"I didn't say that exotically," says Jords exotically.
" I will tell you everything," Robertina says to Jord "walk with me"
Both of them starts walking on the corridor of the house
" where are we going, " asks Jord
"to the garage" replies Robertina with a grin on her face
" okay why"
"Jord, there many things in this world which are not confined to the sense of common"
"Alright," says Jord in a confusing manner.
"how do you think. the company T is so fucking popular"
" because they make fucking great elevators"
"not exactly"
Robertina opens a door which leads to a staircase.
"How big is this fucking house," says Jord while walking down the stairs
"bigger than your dad's asshole, lol" replies Robertina
"what were you saying about the company T"
"Oh yeah, so T does not make elevators, rather they disguise Teleporting machines which can teleport to different parallel dimensions as elevators "
" that's rad"
" no, it is not" Robertina stops and looks at Jord
"Listen, before getting murdered, my father told me that CEO of T wants to sell earth to some interdimensional being but for some reason, he failed to come up with a reasonable price, but this time I think he will, so we have to fucking stop him, you nonce"
" Okay I understand now," says Jord and then he turns around and starts examing the house.
" But why these fucking weird things are in your house ?"
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"what do you mean"
Jord points towards a chair which has three hands coming out of it and appears to be fucking a table.
" oh yeah, my father company did the same thing but weren't successful as T" stoically replies Robertina.
At last, our two heroes reached the garage. As Robertina opened the door, the first thing Jord sees is a beautiful but weird Red convertible. Robertina jumps into the car and turns it on, as she turns on the engine, a weird voice starts coming out of the car
"what the fuck," says Jord
"Jord, get in we don't have much time" replies Robertina
Jord gets inside the car.
Robertina looks at Jord and says "Alright listen Jord, this car is not a normal, its kind of a teleporter"
"okay" replies Jord " So where are we going, I thought the main building of T is in our normal dimension"
"No, it is not present in our dimension. The building you see in this world is just a facade".
"Okay, then you should know in what dimension their building is in, right ?"
"Yes you are right, my uncle knows the exact location," Robertina says to Jord enthusiastically
"what, I didn't say that, " Jord says to Robertina with a smile.
"Okay so basically you are saying that first, we need to find my uncle who is most probably in the dimension foggy fog 1, and then ask him about the location of T"
" what is going on, " Jord says to Robertina with a straight face.
Robertina hits the accelerator, the car dashes out of the garage. Jord can't stop screaming and Robertina can't stop smiling, as they reached the main road Robertina presses a peculiar red button on the steering wheel and says to Jord " READY TO GET BUTTFUCKED"
Jord screams " NOOOOOO"
Suddenly a lightning bolt hits the car and the car disappears.
WHAT, they disappeared? where? I should know that I am narrating this story, what the fuck, don't leave me alone here. What should I do now, who am I going to talk about, What the fuck is going on !? I am the fucking narrator MOTHERFUCKERS.