We were both relaxing on a purple couch that we found on the corner of the street in the Dimension ZakX. The car was getting repaired and there was nothing better to do. Robertina was on the left side of the couch, laying in a fetal position. I was on the right side sitting, normally. I was tired after all those shitty but interesting "adventures" if I can even call them that. I didn't know what's going to happen next, so the break felt pretty justified.

Suddenly Robertina got out of the fetal position and looked at me.

" Do you know about the enormous spot that you can see on Jupiter?" she said.

"The planet?, " I replied with a perplexed look on my face.

"Yes, what else did you fucking think when I said, Jupiter. " She said with an irritated voice.

"We are fucking dimension-hopping, I don't know what is what"

"Well the circumstances are indeed pretty strange," She said while looking up, "but that's the human value that we are giving to all of this shit, that we are doing ".

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" what ?" I said with a high tone.

" Okay," she said while moving closer to me. I got a little nervous.

"Look at this couch"

"Alright," I said while looking at it.

"Why do we call it a couch, because we humans made it, so we thought we should also name it, right ?"

"Yeah I guess so"

"There you go, The human value is inserted into this inanimate object," she said while standing up, "So if we remove all the human factors from this non-living thing, this " thing" becomes a strange object that we cannot relate to"

"So the couch is not a couch"

"Exactly you don't know what a couch is in the first place, this "thing" if we can even call it that becomes just a piece of wood with some fluffy fucking stuff, on which we sit or sleep ".She grabbed me and said " What is sleeping anyways, laying on a flat surface till we pass out so that we can regain energy or some shit"

She then grabbed my head and turned it toward the main road.

"Look at that being," she said while pointing towards a creature standing on the main road of the city. It had three heads on top of each other.

"If you ask that thing, what is your opinion about dimension-hopping, he might just reply it is pretty normal.

" Are you making any kind of sense?" I asked her with squinted eyes.

" Yes If you remove the human value from it". She smiled

" Come let's go"

"Alright"

I got up from the couch and started walking with Robertina to the main road. The couch just sat there doing nothing.