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Miraculous Spider Man
Chapter 16 Fucking Murphy

Chapter 16 Fucking Murphy

Ducky Pov

When Jarrin and Hailey get to school Jarrin tells me that he ran into Luthor Wilson last night. He told me that Wilson managed to get away, but he did manage to get his hands on some Kryptonite, But he is still complaning that Wilson got away again.

Jarrin: I am telling you it is going to bite me in the ass because he got away.

Hailey: That is why you call for back up. I could have been there in a swing,

Jarrin: I know it not like expected to stumble across him. I really just wanted to go for a swing, and could not just let Luthor do some evil plot,

Duck: It fine you will catch him next time what the worst thing that could happen.

Jarrin: DUDE YOU NEVER SAY THAT !

Hailey: He is right you just jinx it

Duck: I am a man of science I do not beleive in magical mumbo jumbo. There is no such thing as jinxes. You two should stop worring.

Jarrin: Magic may or not be real, but you should not underestimate Murphy Duck the sonner you let you guard down the sooner it bites you in ass.

Duck: I will beleive it when I see it.

Hailey: You guys have health with Coach Thompson and I am going to meet up with Kim before class and talk about a new song. See you goobers later

After Hailey leaves the two of us head to class with Coach Thompson. We get into our seats and. Than Coach Thompson comes in with a boy with black hair comes.

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Thompson: Ok listen up ingrates today we have a new student this is Richard Lawson he is on an exchange program from Gotham.

Richard: I go by Dick

Thompson:I bet you did not think about that one kid, bu I guess it is to late now. You can go sit by Osborne and Wright.

Dick: Ok

Dick comes and sit behind Jarrin and I. Than Coach Thompson starts his lesson. It about reprdution and it is really unconfortable,

Thompson: How many of you little pervey bastards have had sex before raise your hand

Goldberg starts to raise his hand

Thompson: Puts your hand down Goldberg nobody is believing your bullshit. You have never even talked to girl so there is no way you slept with one.

Class:.....

Jarrin: Murphy

Duck: Jarrin shut up

Thompson: I get it you little punks are embarrassed and don't want to talk about this with your teacher. I don't want to talk about it either. Let just rip it off like a band-aid.. I am not going to say sex is bad or you should wait till marrage. I know that bullshit.

I am so glad this is an all boy class

Thompson: Sex feels awsome. I am pretty sure half of you in here are getting some from your little girlfriends I am not talking about you Goldberg

Dick: Is he always like this

Ducky: You have no idea

Thompson: Rule 1 always make you little Jonny wear a rain coat if you know what I mean. Rule 2 remember pull out

Class:.....

Thompson: Condems don't work all the time better safe then sorry and rule 3 if you get girl pregnant you better take responsabilty or I will beat your ass because no student of mind is going to punk out and run out on their child

Well at least he is and asshole with morrals. Coach Thompson continues his lectures. Jarrin falls sleep. Who could blame him he was up late last night. Suddenly he becomes alert and start staring into space. Oh know I know that look it his spider sense.

Jarrin: MR. THOMPSON

Thompson: What is it this time Wright bathroom break, Your cat died, You need more insulin. I looked in your record you do not have diabetes.

Jarrin: My mother cooked Tacos last night I am not feeling that great. I think i need to go to nurse.

Thompson: Really Wright?

Jarrin: Did you not have one of the cookies that my mom made at the bake sale last week. That was cookie. This is a taco

Thompson:..... Go

He quickly runs out the room. It can't be that bad can it. I quickly raise mmy hand. Coach Thompson answers me

Thompson: What Osborne

Ducky: I was at his house last night and had some of those tacos I did not want to be rude. He tried warn me but I did not listen

Thompson:... Your brave man Osborne go on.

Goldberg: Coach Thompson

Thompson: PUT YOUR HAND DOWN GOLDBERG !

I race out my class not noticing the exchange student narroring his eyes. I get out and I see Hailey coming out her class room sprinting down the hall. I guess she sense something too.

Ducky: How you get out

Hailey: I told my teach I was on my period and i had cramps.

Ducky: How bad is it

Jarrin: Very bad

Hailey: and whatever it is it's comming

Not after she says that we hear the ground starting to shake. and we hear some sort of monster roaring. Tumbling into the school is a huge 9 foot tall gray monster with horns

Rhino: COME BUG MAN ! ME HOSTAGES ! WILSON IS NO MORE ! WILSON IS RHINOOOOOOO!

Jarrin: Oh

Hailey: My

Ducky: God

Hailey: Way to go bad luck Duck

Jarrin: You just had to test the universe didn't you

Rhino: RHINO SMASH PUNY HUMANS!

Ducky: Fucking Murphy