Jarrin Pov
Ducky: Jarrin I thought I told you to wear a disguise
Jarrin: I am wearing a disguise
Ducky: You are wearing glasses that has got to be the worst disguise in history. Who would ever fall for tha.t They woukd have to be an idiot.
Jarrin: You be suprise for how many people fall for it. Well at least I am not wearing that stupid fake mustache.
Ducky: What wrong with my mustache
Jarrin: You look like a rapist with that catipillar on your upper lip
Ducky: I do not look that bad
Jarrin: Hey Ducky do you have any more candy that you lure little kids with or is it still in your van hahhahahaahhahahaha
Sebastion: I am sorry sirs but you both look dreadful allow me
Sebastion makes our disguises and all can say is that I am pretty sure my mother would not be able to recongnize me. I have said it before and I will say it again Sebastion is one hell of a butler he can do anything. He drives us to Oscorp. Ducky knows all the blinds spots and we easily sneak in. Sebastion stays in the car. I use my web to lift us up into the airvents. I ask Ducky to lead.
Jarrin: Which way do we go, Where does your dad keep all the secret shit
Ducky: Most of the top secret stuff in room 9, but my brother knows about room 9 but he can't lie worth shit. Plus h has straight as an arrow. If He did not look like Norman I would have thought he was adopted. The real secret stuff is in room 13.
Jarrin: How do you know this
Ducky: I am more like my dad than I care to admit let's just go.
We go through the vents and make it to room 13 there we se see all of Oscops secret invention,. We finally spot a spider in glass, We are about to go down and get it with a woman wth brown hair and glasses walks in with Norman Osborne.
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Norman: Olivia when will be able to do human trials where on a schedule
Olivia: I am sorry Mr Osborne. I was not the head of project Acracnid Paul was and he deleted almost all the Data when he stole one of the spiderrs, Not to mention one of them went missing. Now we can't even find him.
Ducky: I thought your dad was in South America
Jarrin: So did I
Norman: What about Connors
Olivia: After you firied him for doing his own experiments he has been off the grid. I am sorry Sir.
Olivia: I do not want your sorries I want results Dr, Octavius you know what happens when people fail me Olivia. I will expect result in the.......
Jarrin Phone: ANNNNNNNND IIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !( who doesn't know this Jarrin ringtone I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston)
Ducky: Jarrin really
Jarrin: I swore I had it on vibrate
You know what fuck it. I use my web to grab the glass bos and bring it into the vent with us and than i put it in my backpack. Than the two of dash through the vents
Norman: Did you see that. That man slung out a spider web out of his body. The formula is sucessful. CAPTURE THEM NOW ! I WANT HIM I WANT HIM NOW ! DONT LET THEM GET AWAY!
The two of us slide through the vents. Than I decide to jump out because it would not help anymore to sneak around. Security guards try stop us but i web them to the floor. Ducky uses his phone to hack the cameras and just like we make out the building but they are still coming after us
Ducky; START THE CAR ! START THE CAR !
I grab Ducky and we Jump in the car that Sebastion liberated as he like to call it.. The guards finally stop chasing us and we got away. We make it to the Spider Web. That is what Ducky named our lair.
Jarrin: All right I am taking the spider home
Ducky What why it is safer here
Jarrin: Tell me right now as soon as I leave you will not let it bite you to gain spider poweres. You proise me that right now and I will leave it here
Ducky:......
Jarrin: That is what I thought temptation is to great and because I already have powers I have no temptation, beside you looked at the data. Well what left. All three spiders were mutated diffrently we do not know what it could do to you. Maybe the same thing as me maybe not but I do not want to take that chance.
I decide to swing home because who would not if they have spider powers. It feel amazing. The rush everytime I jump off the building It like am brought back to life again. Than i sneak into my house and take off my disguise,. I take out the spider. It is pink and blue.
Jarrin: It like instant superpowers in a box I have make sure no one pscho get there hand on it. Dad why did you create thi?. What were you thinking?
Hailey: Hey Jarrin what you got there
Jarrin: AAHHHH !
Hailey snuck up on me. How did she sneak up on me. Maybey because I did not seee her as threat my spider sense did not go off.. She scared me so bad I drop the box. SHIT ! Danm why could I not have carpet in my room instead of hard marble floor. Danm me for wanting to be unique. The box shatterss.
Jarrin: Shit shit shit shit
Hailey: Hey you dropped something do you want me to help
Jarrin: No it is fine I do not want you to touch the glass
Hailey: I wil gol get a broom
Jarrin: Great idea you go get broom
As soon as she leaves I close door shut. This little bugger is not getting away from me. Where are you. Danm Ducky is going to kill me for this. Wait as long as I find it he will never have to know.
Hailey: OWWWWW!
Jarrin: GOD DANM IT MURPHY ! ( when Jarrin say Murphy he is refering to Murphy's Law which mean anything that could go wrong will go wrong)
I run over to see Hailey squashing the spider on her ankle. Son of bitch. Does everyone squash something that bites them off reflex.
Hailey: Jarrin you need to hire an extamanator I think that little bastard bit me
Jarrin: Oh no
Hailey: What is something wrong was that spider posionus am I going to die... Hey umm Jarrin I don't fell so good
Than she faints on my floor. I sign inwardly dreading the conversation I am about to have with Ducky. It best to bite the bullet now and ge it over with. I get my phone and I call Ducky.
Ducky: Yeah Jarrin whats up
Jarrin: We may have a slight problem