Hi. It’s me. You may be wondering, who’s the disembodied voice who’s editorializing this story in the first person? If not, it’s time you started thinking critically about what you read.

So, who am I, you ask? It’s a long story, but the short story is, don’t worry about it. Honestly, the real story isn’t even that long, it just wouldn’t make a shred of sense to you yet. Eventually it will. Hell, eventually you’ll even meet me. Like, in the story. Yep, that’s right, at some point I’ll meet our plucky group of main characters. But not for a long, long time. I won’t show up until, like, the tenth arc in the series. Just know that I know everything. Even when it seems like I don’t, I do.

Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road.

Or do I?

I do.

Anyways, my name’s Jem. Short for Jemila. Glad that you’re along for the ride. Alright. Enough porter scene bullshit. Let’s see what happens when all of our kooky characters meet at last.