As Jarvis had predicted, he opened the door before the person right in front managed to ring the bell, as it was expected, they were the infamous men in black.

"Good afternoon, Mr Stark or should I address you as Iron Man?"

"You can call me Daddy Stark..." There was a purpose behind the moment, more than trying to be a douche, Tony wanted them to leave, preferably to keep them as far away from the beautiful alien as possible.

He was thoroughly ignored.

"Okay, Mr Stark. my name is Carlston from the Federal Bureau. We came to do some inspection since we detected an extraterrestrial object impact on your property. Are you okay?" A man in black said, not looking at all like someone from the FBI, behind him were several vehicles, all containing people with the same.

'When you call the police in the middle of a robbery they don't come this fast... they can't be humans... now that I know aliens exist, could this person be an alien, are the man in black a reality?' sometimes he cursed his curious mind.

[Good Afternoon, Officer Carlston.] Jarvis said, seeing that his master was quickly sinking into his own thoughts, thoughts that were either stupid, genius or outrageous but he wasn't programmed to judge that.

"This..." The officers heard the voice and they didn't know where it came from, some of them even stood on guard.

"Jarvis is my assistant, Good Afternoon... did you come all the way from Area 51? All the way here, in the United States of America and didn't get a ticket?" He asked with the utmost suspiciousness, there couldn't be anything more alien than that.

"E-Excuse me?" The man was momentarily struck, what did this multimillionaire just say? he even looked back to look at his companions to see if they heard the same, surely they must have, that same stupefied look was a mirror to his.

*COUGH!*

"Nothing, forget what I said, please don't flash me... you can come in officer Carlston, I'm okay by the way... I was in my room doing some... stuff, when the impact occurred and couldn't clean up properly, please bear that in mind." He didn't specifically lead them to the room but made them know that entering the room might turn into a rather... naughty, inconvenient... if they happened to be recording and wanted to leak something, it wouldn't get him in trouble either.

'I guess multimillionaires are still human...' the man, Carlston caught something under the lines of what he said but didn't theorise.

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"Noted... thanks for your cooperation." They said and started to walk through the luxurious mansion while keeping watch of all of Tony Stark's movements.

There was utter silence all over as they made their way to the garage.

"Is there anyone else with you on the property, Mr Stark?" Carlston asked.

"No one... the site of impact is this way, please come." He said with slight haste, only for a certain blonde bombshell to ruin everything.

*BANG!*

It was heard from upstairs.

!!!

"What was that?" Carlston frowned and took out his handgun with audacity, it was as if he needed but an excuse to unsheathe his weapon, whatever enthusiasm he had, shattered the next moment.

Tony Stark is a genius indeed.

"Sorry, I think I left the vibrator switched on in a haste! Jarvis, guide them!" The man said in utter panic, going pale even, it was so believable that they were left rooted on the spot, reviewing what he just said.

[Yes, Sir... you left the two vibrators on and they fell on the carpet due to the vibrations.] Jarvis needed to help its master.

'TWO!?' The officers' lips shivered in disbelief and one of them even had his gun fall on the floor.

"..."

"Should we-" One of them, still acting professional thought that they needed to check up on those two vibrators just to make sure, alas... he was the only pervert there.

"No way, I don't want to see that! go to the crash site right now!" Carlston yelled everything according to Tony's plan, gaining some time for the blonde lady in exchange for his worldwide reputation.

[I'm afraid Mr Stark is in a compromising situation, I can't allow you to head to his room as you might end up taking... pictures]

"We have no such intentions, please guide us to the crash site." He didn't know what this thing was, all he knew is he wanted to get away from this psycho's house quickly.

...

When Tony entered the room, panting, he knew he was done, before he was killed by his reactor he'd be killed by the leaked recording that would be displayed by all media outlets in the world.

He could already see it, his reputation, Stark Industries and his father's legacy crumbling.

'The distinguished multimillionaire and ex-CEO of Stark Industries, Tony Stark: A single vibrator is not enough, apparently, he needs two.'

"Why did you say two, Jarvis!?"

[I needed to make it believable, sir... otherwise they'd come and inspect]

He couldn't blame the AI for that, instead, he looked at the source of all the trouble, the woman on the floor, clumsily covering her body with those sheets with whom he could still see every curve and even a nipple.

Sadly, with his reputation in the line, he had no time to get horny.

"Hey! I told you to-" He whispered but with clear glaring intent, however, upon approaching and seeing her vulnerable self, he couldn't ell anymore.

The woman was on the floor, she had tried to stand up and seemingly was unable to, rubbing her feet she looked at him with a teary gaze.

His reactor shook at that moment, that gaze...

"Come, you can't move like that, you're tired." Tony sighed and helped her up back on the bed, she allowed herself to be helped, not minding his hand on her waist and lay back down, lacing at him softly.

"Than...ks" The beauty said, still struggling to talk, she merely wanted to investigate the place but her legs were unexpectedly weak.

"Don't make any noise, those people, if they see you they're going to ask for documents you don't have and that will be suspicious, they will take you somewhere and who knows what they will do to you, please, don't make any noise, okay?" He held her palm, trying to reassure her.

"Hmm..." She nodded, having understood everything he said and the Star could breathe once again.

He didn't know how but he could see it, the stress was piling up, his reactor working overdrive... this wonderful 'little' alien might become a nightmare.