"..." Tony Stark placed his eyes on the blonde female that was on the floor, dressing in ragged clothes that he had never seen before and looking as if she had fought the battle of her life.

It was then that he saw that her waist was simingly missing a big chunk of flesh and he grew anxious, not knowing what to do, take her to the doctor? take an alien to emergencies?!

Everything settled when he bent down to inspect further and saw how her wounds were being healed swiftly, it was so fast that he could see it with his plain eyes.

'Amazing...' If before he had doubts, now he was convinced... this 'thing' is definitely alien.

No rock from outer space, no precious material... a woman just fell from the sky.

"Jarvis, her body is healing... fast." He couldn't help but repeat with his eyes glued on that healing spot, all of her scratches were healing but only in this particular spot it was most prominent... so many possibilities, yet also so wonderful.

[I see it, sir... she must be some sort of advanced lifeform.]

"You say it too naturally. Do you think aliens have insurance?" He took her in his arms, not knowing what to do, for now... she needed a bed.

'She's tall yet light.' He noted, that having her in his arms only served to further enhance how beautiful she looked, it was surreal.

[I don't think they do, sir... which means you will have to pay up for all of the repairs, it matters not, it will merely scratch your wallet.]

"As expected from an AI, you can't understand me in this situation." He chuckled and started to walk, leaving the destroyed garage aside.

[I'm sorry, Sir... I'm not programmed to feel the pain of money loss or any loss.]

"Don't worry, I want you to immediately start planning for a mission to go to mars or venus." The genius said offhandedly.

[Yes, sir, but why?]

"If aliens are this beautiful I think I don't need the Earth anymore, Jarvis, we're moving from this place."

[...]

The master is as odd as always.

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After placing the lady in bed and covering her in bedsheets, the simple part of the whole ordeal was finished, and now it is time for the most difficult one.

'A meteor just crashed into my-a high profile individual- house... some governmental organisation is surely coming this way, what should I do? they're going to ask for everything... I can't hide her or can I? in the bunker...?' Tony sat beside the aforementioned lady, thinking at the speed of light of what was going to happen next.

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When he felt some rustling, however, those thoughts had to be interrupted, his head turning in the direction of the motions.

Golden hair, golden eyes.

She had opened her delightful orbs and they were looking at him straight from the onset.

It was like the astronauts making first contact on the moon, awe-inspiring.

As a matter of fact, the naive tony thought this was the 'first contact' between humans and aliens, that is if some Chinese or any other scamming bastard isn't playing an expensive scamming joke on him.

'Hard to tell, they're getting realistic by the day...' Leaving the matter aside, he focused on what was important, those fluttery and confused eyes.

Tony certainly wasn't expecting that colour... he never saw eyes like those.

"Hello." He said casually.

"..." His voice served as a cue for the blonde woman to look around in confusion... trying to ubicate herself, she didn't recognise this place or anything.

'Where am I? what is this place? m-my name... C-Cassandra... Pandora... g-genetics... K-Kazuya... Arcadia... uh ah?' As the thoughts and memories drifted in her mind, some happy, some painful she felt a high pitch pain in her head.

A strong headache came all of the sudden and she had to clutch her head in grief, not knowing what to do Tony only brought a cup of water her way, "Hey, drink some if you want!"

He said only to then deadpan profusely, 'What if she doesn't speak human language? which would be ridiculous since she looks so... human.'

He didn't expect his first contact with Alien life to come in the form of a bombshell, arguably the most beautiful woman he had seen in his life, which is a lot to say since he's been there and done that...

In any case, this wasn't a ten tentacles monster, and that was as helpful as it was terrifying, he began to think that this creature was merely taking advantage of his hormones to take the appearance which would easily make him lower his guard, then progressively rank its way up the human ladder until there was no worry for it to reveal the tentacles.

'That or I'm going insane with all these issues in my reactor.'

The woman's hand shivered and she eventually took the water and drank it modestly, moments later, her pain seemed to cease a little.

'And they say aliens hate water, for god's sake...'

"Do you understand me?" He began to speak in different languages, make signals and all kinds of communications that he knew, he even opened his palm and closed it momentarily in morse code.

All the reaction he got from the 'alien' was a giggle.

'That's some progress...' He thought, trying to not focus too much on those perfect factions, regardless of how beautiful she is, this is an alien.

"H-He...llo..." She said only to raise up from the sheets he had covered her with to reveal the dream or nightmare depending on the case.

Suffice to say she was naked, and he got to see everything there was without any mystery, her torso at least.

Those two big lumps floated against gravity in all their splendour, those pink nipples immediately garnered his attention as he struggled to think of the trap that he had been set up to instead of them... the next moment, she blushed and looked at him with a gaze of guilt before covering herself back with the sheet.

Her aggrieved glare awaited an explanation.

"... you won't believe me no matter what I say, you might be an alien but you're clearly female, so. I'll just say that you had clothes and now you don't... what happened in between I am not aware." Taking advantage of the length of time it took to give an explanation, he discretely walked to the door as if nothing had happened and he hadn't seen the most perfect pair of breasts in existence.

"..." The alien woman merely limited herself to look at him while covering her body, she felt scammed for some reason.

"Some people will come in a minute or two, they will come asking questions about me, about you... please, stay in this room and don't make a sound." He tried to explain, hoping that she'd understand everything he was saying. Whatever thought he had to place her in a better arrangement was shattered with Jarvis' next words.

[They're here already, Sir]

"What?!"

The door closed on its own leaving a bewildered lady who could only look around this luxurious room in confusion, she didn't understand anything but at the very least, this place looked... safe.