-room, late at night-

*punches monitor*

AAAAAARGGGHH!!!

Boris - “Why do you have to score in the extra time?!”

Boris - “And why do I keep betting on these low league matches?!”

………

My life sucks…

I hate my room, I hate the world, I hate everyone!

I have to find a job, otherwise I’ll be living on the streets, begging for food.

Sadly I didn’t go to college. With no degree I’ll have to find some low-paying job.

Two weeks ago I was fired from my job as a 3D animator for a marketing company. Now I’m unemployed, because of my poor performance.

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My job was a living hell. The bosses were dicks, I didn’t get along with anyone. The pay was  good but it was clear I was not going to stay there for very long time.

To be fair, a lot of this has to do with my personality. But I can’t change it, okay?! And it’s not like I’m not trying!

When I was in school I picked some bad habits. Yeah, I admit it, you were right, mom.

I mean, I didn’t move to this country because I had a successful life before, right?

But living in this room sucks. Also the rent is ridiculous. Yeah, we can agree here.

Just one more week. Just one more week and no more loneliness.

35000 coronas for a companion android. I’m finally doing it! I’ll be no longer alone in this ugly room!

My mom will probably want to disown me for doing this.

Sorry, mom but we live in a different age. I can’t find a human girlfriend, your son is too anti-social.

But most importantly! Androids are much, much, much better solution for dealing with loneliness. They are very cute and you can choose how they look like! Oh, and they can also cook, clean and do other…uh…things. I mean, what more can a guy want?

I just hope the rumors about them gathering information on you are not true.

That would be creepy.

Tomorrow I’ll head to one of the stores selling companion androids or ancoms as they are called. We have a huge one here in Corona and they have so many models from different companies. Just looking at them from the computer doesn’t give you the full picture. Heh.

I’m so excited!!!

Now that I think about it, my life isn’t so bad.