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Area: ???
POV: ???
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Hmmm
"Well this is a suprise" - ???
Lets see who could of done this? I dont remember getting a memo from the developers saying anything like this would happen. It could be a glitch, I should ask Dues. He is after all a developer of the game. I wonder what happened. It could as well just be a glitch in the servers. Though, a billion dollar corparation making a slip is unusual. Infact this situatian is giving me an uneasy feeling. Though I feel a bit excited, this might be like one of those trasported hero stories. Though it seems the hero has left the demon lord to his own devices. fufufu.
"Do you also feel the plot in this Superbia?" - ???
"Yes this is strange, but exhilarating!" - Superbia
"Go get the others. When you are all here we will go see Dues. He will co-operate and explain, or he will be forced to explain!" - ???
"Of course, we can't let this go unpunished. We, after all were told the game would end, it did not. I will go fetch the others, your Majesty, Vice." - Superbia
Ha. I always liked Superbia, that ambition in his eyes. That arrogance, always so competitive. Wanting to take my position. Its adorable, like a child, thinking everything is his. It reminds me of myself. Though he needs to know who is in charge sometimes. Hmph. Watching him close the door behind him, I now have the time to take in all that is surounding me. To me this is my standered every day view but to others, this is a giant office topped off with lavish seating areas, breathtaking million dollar paintings, and a grandoise desk made from marble and wood carved straight from the World Tree. The marble part is caved with the tale of the fall of the human kingdoms against my armys. That happened a year ago in their most Holy of Cities, Imesia. In the seige, I threw diseased bodies and cow dung over the wall. Hahahaha. The city was not so Holy anymore. Later when my forces took the city, I rounded up the pope and all his priests and crucifed them all. Hahahahahaha. I also allowed my forces to ravage the local populace. In fact I had a dozen or so girls brought back, they were maidens of the church, and still pure at that. During all this I ordered 90% of the population enslaved. Labor laws were put into place saying all children 9 and up were to work. Most men captured though were forced to fight the remaining human kingdoms, the rest were put to work at the labor camps. All women from 10 to 40 were to be used as sex slaves or slaves in general. After the age of 40 they were to produce their spawn until they produced more than 4. Then they would be aloud a year of relaxation. Then they would be executed. *sigh ... Good times. Have I neglected to mention the time dialation. 1 year IRL equals 5 years in-game. The developers really like factors of 5.
In conclusion the desk was, a gracefull work that perfectly illustrates my greatness to the plebes. I now have a certain craving for a blowjob in my gardens out back. Hmmm. Well these urges will not submerge themselves.
"You over there, yes you go get me one of the captured shrine maidens. Tell her to meet me out in the gardens. I want one of the 'pretty' ones!" - Vice
And off she goes. Well this is a good time to relieve my stress anyway. Lets just hope that she is not and idiot and picks from the 'used pack', I am in the mood for a Virgin.
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Area: Outside Tyros
POV: Melborne
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*Slap!
The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.
"Hey! You fuck. Get up!" - ???
*Slap!
Who the hell? Ughh. Holy shit is this a massive headache! Fuck. Ugghhhhh! Where the hell am I?........ Sand? What the fuck? Ohh God. Shit I cant feel my legs! ... No I can't feel my left leg. Why? Wait why can't I see! Oh shit! Oh Shit!!. .... Oh, my eyes are not open. Damn, scared the fuck out of me. Ughhh. BRIGHT!! Ohh it is fading.
"Good! Wakey Wakey Princess." - ???
"What? ... Edward?" - Melborne
"Yes, it's me. Now get the fuck up! Oh, wait no, stay the fuck down. Don't want to do any more damage to your already injured leg." - Edward
"Right. .... Hey were are we any way I remember the run through the forest. Then nothing. Also were is Relshock. Was he not with us?" - Melborne
"Oh. Well the Lord is right over there in the cave. Set him down to rest after the blast. Thats how you got your gash goin' up your leg. Flying rocks, what it was. Also want to take into account that you broke your ankle jumping of that ledge." - Edward
"Hell, what happened?" - Melborne
"..... I just told you what happened." - Edward
"Oh." - Melborne
Damn. Well shit. Okay uhhhh. Lets go into the cave for now lean up on the wall and out of the blazing sun.
"Hey ... pick me up and put me in the cave. It's hot out here." - Melborne
" ....... No." - Edward
"Asshole." Melborne
Well I tried. Got to let this leg heal. Actually.
"Hey ... put me in the cave with your sword. You go to Tyros and get some help. Tell them that Earl Relshock is out here and needs medical attention." - Melborne
".....Okay fine. Look here though, my sword cannot be lost, if it is I will kill you." - Edward
"Shut up. Where the hell am I to go with a broken leg. How the fuck is it supposed to be lost. Just fucking put me in the cave and leave ya bastard!" - Melborne
"I will be back in half a day." - Edward
With that he picked me up and put me in the cave. But shit now I have no one to talk to, just the wall a sword and a man that is out cold . Great, should have thought this one through. Well can't get anyworse. ......................................... Where the fuck did the sword go?
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Time Skip: 4 Hours
Area: Gates of Tyros
POV: Edward
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"Damn. It does not look like they are doing so well either." - Edward
What stands before me now is the gate to the Far Western City, Tyros. There are, at the moment, hundreds of people srambleing to and fro from the gate. On the western side of the city are workers currently repairing the docks of the city from the previous blast. Guards move swiftly across the city walls that remain undamaged. Not suprising though as the walls are made of fine cut stone, further reinforced by a single enchanted sone every 50ft. I need to get help. They will surley send a party out ounce they have heard that the ruling Earl has been injured,and is in need of medical assistance. If not, well I will just use my inhuman charm to bash their faces in until they decide to help. Welp time to get these fucking people on the move.
"Hey you!" - Edward
"Citizen, please keep in mind that I am very busy and do not have time for you." - City Guard A
Did this motherfucker actually walk away on me? This motherfucker actually walked away on a 'citizen in distress'. I will remember you. No one walks away on the Personal Guard Captian of the Earl. Well here comes another guard anyway. This time Edward, be more assertive and authoritive.
"Hey you!" - Edward
"Citizen, please keep in mind that I am very busy and do not have time for you." - City Guard B
What.The.Fuck. Do you know who I am? I do not think you do. I will remember (AU: Did I spell this correctly?) you. Okay no more mister nice guy.
'Hey, YOU!" - Edward
"Citizen, please keep in mind that I am very busy an- - City Guard C
*Slap
"I am Edward Vlepes, Personal Guard Captian of the ruling Lord. Earl Relshock. You will bring me to the current Mayor of this City as the lord is in dire straits. ... Lets go, Now! - Edward
"Yes milord, right away!" - City Guard C
Good, finally we can get on our way. After the gates the city of Tyros displays itself in all of its old glory with paved streets, Inns, market squares and residential houses the are the foundation of the city. As old as the city is, it still has the title of being the most western city on the continent for over three hundred years. Taking into acount that the captial of this region of the world, is only three cities away and has a history of over two mileniums, this is pretty new. After a 10 minutes of walking we reach the city center. A grand bastion that exudes the current wealth of the city, with its current trades with the southern continent and western most continent. Entering the bastion gates and walking up the incline to the court yard is where we find the current mayor and... Is that who I think it is.
"Baron Vlepes, Father is that you?!" - Edward