Looking through the window I see my beatifull garden. Im old enough and dont do many things like in old times. One thing I like its apple pie. You dont need many things to do it. Specific ingredients are needed but without apples from MY garden its not unique. Only as many apples per year isnt too much for ME and its very disturbing. My tree is not like the time when this couple of humans first eat some of them and broke some branches. I told them before their action to not eat my apples and dont break anything. That day they were listening to this snake. They were lied by Him and in terror after realisation mistake they made another mistake. They breaked some branches. MY wrath wasnt as much to annihilate this universe that time. Going back to MY pie. Its GONE. Who is the culprit? If its that damn snake again He will be skinned alive. With all MY might IM scanning universe finding that He was somewhere else trying to look innocent acting suspicious. How i known it? He made only one mistake. Poor soul unwillingly conviced to His evil schemes has some traces of His well being. To make it worst He angered this old spirit living in THERE. Spirit demanded revenge. He was captured and Capital punishment was delivered in some lost archaic dimension. Guarded for the time of punishment by MY pet. I made His next journey very painfull and fruitless. Pie is again in MY hands. Spirit is again in his joyfoul mood previous state. Poor being which was used by Him dont know what happened. I was agitated and wanted to eat apple pie with MY favourite tea. Having all time in the world after dealing with this mess and before the meal I send short meesage to Him.
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"Dear Snake be glad for being only skinned alive and almost anihilated. Next time I will skin you myself and fry on barbeque first."
Mat was waking up to the superb smell. It was only small one piece of the apple pie. But the smell was intoxicating. Without any thinking he choose to eat and savor the taste. It was something which he never tasted before. After the last bite he lost consciousness. Waking up he saw himself on the floor and heard some strange tune. He got up and saw something. It was in the from of little girl but something was fundamentally else and very bizzare. He couldnt stop his eyes on her figure which was blurring.
What, who are you? - After second Mat asked.
Dear resident you are the first which could her me - said the thing.
Why first? - asjed Mat.
Evryone else wanted only any estabilshment - said girl - But I wanted something more. Something which could benefit us. Why not fight for it? - answered entity
Mat was about to answer when everything went black again and he waked up. His friend was shaking him.
What the hell? - said Mat after looking at the clock. I was asleep for 3 hours?.
Sorry I was trying to call you, knocking and next hitting door but you didnt answer. I was worried - said John
Nevermind we are going out. You said yesterday that there will be new cafe opened today - Mat said
If everything is okay then yes we should go. - said happy John
Before Mat closed door he was thinking - maybe I work to much and maybe I should change friends... No. definitely more sleep.